it’s hard to be bard ♒️♐️♍️ sun moon rising sidereal ♑️♏️♌️
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thinking about my mom and how when i was a kid and spilled something she’d be like “i needed to clean this spot anyway” and my dad when he caught me drunk as hell during the day at the grocery store was like “i’ve been drunker in worse places”
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Be my friend RIGHT NOW!! Message me or I will hex your family, your followers, your cells—ten thousand years of sorrow, your bones will remain conscious and regret this moment, rotting under the glittering trash heaps of the post-human empire
finally found an energy drink that makes me run rly fast without wanting to throw up ty Kirkland for da juice
stephen king’s IT is canonically female and no one wants to admit it cuz they’re so busy saying bev is a whore and mike is the n word
it’s so hard for me to ignore ads on TV i just heard one joyously singing “Control is the most important thing to me!” why is everything literally an ad for the Ego
