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The Ivory Tower
Joined April 2011
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Anonymous Professor retweeted
All the guy had to do was get vaxxed, like hundreds of millions of responsible people have done.
#DjokovicOut
Anonymous Professor retweeted
My university only cares about having students on campus for football games, not for classes.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
Don’t complain about the football coach’s buyout. When we deny your tenure, we still pay you for a year to be bitter and make all the faculty who voted against you uncomfortable at work.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
Faculty to Students: What do you mean you didn’t know? It was clearly stated on the syllabus! Faculty to the College: Nobody told me I had to fill out that form or sign that paperwork or turn in that request, how was I supposed to know? Nobody reads the handbook! /1
Anonymous Professor retweeted
I can't say much positive about my dean, but at least she can't be blamed for the collapse in Afghanistan.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
Being a department chair is an important first step to becoming a faceless bureaucrat. I look forward to seeing you at the next meeting! We'll be arguing about university parking...
Anonymous Professor retweeted
It will never happen, but what about @Jillbiden46 for Sec of Ed.?
Reasons to be happy: a new Secretary of Education. Get the fuck out, @BetsyDeVosED. I hope my kids can recover from the damage you’ve done.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
At my work, covid has been the greatest thing that ever happened to the safety officers, they have unlimited budget and authority to put tape and signs everywhere, control everything everyone does, tell people where to stand, sit, walk, how long it takes to get in uniform...
Anonymous Professor retweeted
Precisely. There is no one screaming "we must have women's field hockey!" in the Fall. It always was and always will be, first and foremost, about money. I wish academic administrators would just admit it instead of acting like faculty are too dumb to figure it out.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
Please tell me you responded with something similar to "and that kids is what we call scum. You'll recognise it by the way they throw temper tantrums for rightfully not getting what they want. "
Anonymous Professor retweeted
It never fails. 3 hour faculty meeting on a friday afternoon, and those 3 people always seem to have new business to bring up at 4 PM. FFS, it is Friday.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
I don’t understand academics who teach so many students of color and know how much of their lives are affected by systemic racism in our own community, and yet remain silent on the injustices we face here and around the nation. Do better, colleagues. Do better.
Anonymous Professor retweeted
So I need a response and RT if you are willing.
My financial advisor just began a facebook post with, "I just love President Trump. He is a good person who loves Americans and America..." with no evident irony.
Should I fire this person and find a new financial advisor?
92%Hell yes, fire them.
8%Keep them.
1,059 votes • Final results