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Joined August 2018
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Talking with people about the future when you’re suicidal
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As a man, your scouting skills need to be top-notch. 😂 I’ve been investing in this academy player for years, and now she’s finally ready to start big games. But last week, I stumbled upon an experienced player who plays the exact same position. Coaches and ex-players on the TL, how do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room? 😂
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pushing 20 and still using “can’t type while drunk” gimmick
mi sooooo drunk i wanna fujck who dtf if yhour name inslyt li9ly im not down to fuck lololo
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Phil retweeted
“Give us Manchester(United)”
Give us paris(fc) Give us inter(miami) Give us city (HuLL) Give us real (Betis) Give us mbappe (ethan) Give us spurs (basketball) Give us atletico (U19) Give us chelsea (women) Give us messi (thiago) Give us Manchester(United) Give us Bellingham (jobe)
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I am older than an F1 world champion
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Phil retweeted
saw some old code that I wrote by hand
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Phil retweeted
J'viens juste de passer devant mon ancienne école
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Phil retweeted
ain't even gonna lie streets be sayin this might be the most depressing video to ever hit the internet
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Phil retweeted
That Mbappe vid touched everyone 😭
my whole timeline is niggas depressed and suicidal chat are we okay
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I refuse to believe these people walk the same earth as me
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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YA HOE GOIN 😭😭 @KingJames
Tylil linked up with Savanna James ❤️
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Awfa calm down o 😭, na here we go separate the art from the artiste 😹.
Mehn if you be Seyi Vibez fan, I go just assume say you get low IQ
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Phil retweeted
no that’s the loml
let things END. it’s ok.
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Big congratulations to L.A.X & ELLA, that was an amazing wedding ceremony, soon as i sat down they gave me food
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Phil retweeted
No, I’m bi son
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Second to an Argentine once again ..Damn 💔
The runner-up of the 2026 Ballon d’Ont Cristiano Ronaldo @AlNassrFC @selecaoportugal #ballondont
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