Founder/CEO of Local Deadbeat Agency

Joined January 2011
A year of songs that hold meaning in our relationship. From day one, to the song I wrote you, to today. I love you @NicholsonCierra. Happy anniversary. Forever growing with you is my kind of forever – at Stanton, CA
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Seeing weedle instead of caterpie hurts – at Placentia, CA
McDonald’s x Pokemon toys appear to be mini happy meal buckets, you will get these in addition to 2-card packs.
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Justin Herbert gets to suck the Disneyland off those toes and people still claim he’s not a winner
Madison with fans at Disneyland today!
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Rays need a TD here
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Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Just took the best shit I've taken all year – at Placentia, CA
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Today, October 26th, is the 33rd ‘Sports Equinox’ in history. All four major U.S. men's pro sports leagues, plus the WNBA, will be in action: ⚾️ World Series Game 3 🏈 Monday Night Football 🏀 9 NBA games 🏒 3 NHL games 🏆 WNBA Finals Game 5
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Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.
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I’m at @Pokemon Night Out and there was a water Pokemon production to one of the songs. Kyogre popped up & we just hear a bunch of guys absolutely HOOTIN & HOLLERIN, so we turn & look at them. It was a whole group dressed as Team Aqua grunts !!!
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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Before and after. 21 years of long hair 😎 – at Anaheim, CA
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Would you rather have a PSA 8 Anthony Richardson rookie for $1.50 or a Costco hot dog?
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someone hacked me and made me buy v bucks and also made me buy cunty skins
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Wow his mom has a great big giant set of bouncing natural breasts
TYLER ROBINSON'S PARENTS ARRIVE AT COURT Tyler Robinson's parents arrive at the 4th District Court in Provo, Utah, for today's pre-trial conference in the Charlie Kirk murder case. Judge Tony Graf is expected to hear proposed timelines at the 1PM hearing. @TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
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pulling her thong to the side like i’m drawing a mongolian war bow
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Got beers with my absolute boys. We talked about the same nonsense we always talk about for 6 hours. It was the greatest time ever.
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Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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bro you can't be serious
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Bring your friend to work day needs to be a thing. Would love to see where the fellas spend their days.
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