Randomly thinking about that strawberry kiwi Fanta I had in Paris.. *deep sighs*

Still no costume.. Yeah, I’ll be in the bed on Halloween fuck it lol.

You online talking about a child saying, “I can tell he gon’ be gay when he gets older,” but can’t tell the grown man you’re currently fucking is gay? Hmph.

And did just that.. It felt amazing lol!

I don’t feel like doing a damn thing today

Maintenance would knock on my door while I’m edging.. lol

Happy hour? Why yes

In rehearsal like:

One day ima post me, my man, and my new born and log the fuck out.

I just saw a video of a pastor and first lady announce to the congregation that they’re in a poly marriage, then brought up the “second lady” to the pulpit to introduce herself.. What in the greenleaf????

We were really coding like fuck back then just to generate a fire ass myspace profile lol.

I cannot leave my apartment if my bed isn’t made. Like, I refuse to leave my house knowing my bed is sitting there looking a mess. I need to come home to peace and presentation lol.

Clearly we’re in a retrograde..

Both of my exes texted within the same 24hrs.. Is everyone cool? Cause what the actual fuck?

Good morning ☀️

Today drained me!