Big Time Cesuality | i will tune and or repair your piano for you hmu

Sydney
Joined October 2009
Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” retweeted
type of shit my cat meows about at 3am
I ate something sus earlier and was queasy for hours. finally threw up, and awash in relief and joy and gratitude, for… access to the default state. I know Baudelaire spoke of this… the ecstatic zeal of the convalescent, the recovered man, yelling isn’t it marvellous to be!!!
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if you need to end your gym hiatus for brain reasons but have a not unreasonable fear of rhabdo it's legal to do most of a workout instead of all of it. it's allowed and it would be unkind to give me a wedgie for that
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i have messages to reply to on ig but i can't do it man. i opened the app and its just women staring defiantly into the camera with text like "you can't have bangs with a cowlick" "you can't wear a £100 wedding dress" wow these bitches beating the odds left and right
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i am home sick today which is great news if you are one of those funny little cats who looks like adam driver and has BPD
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was gonna say a great day for a matinee but that isn't true ces. not in fact a good day to be inside the opera house, because outside the opera house is quite nice
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remembered to put a timer on so i would remember to take my washing out of the dryer ✅ remembered to turn the dryer on, so that it would spend said hour drying my clothes ❌
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this piano is now at A440.....what a journey
brought an old birdcage action UP to A410 today truly one for the books
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NONE strings broken. not a one
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great night to run to the potts point fb group so we can all ask what the fuck that deafening ten minute long foghorn noise was (consensus: it was a foghorn)
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not my video but it was so fckn loud lmao
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polished my table. is it shiny enough yet idk
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also i can't remember if i ever posted it here but my big fuckass painting is in the bg. i accidentally won it at auction bc nobody else bid on it which is crazy to me bc i think it's neat. it's a painting of Judy Cassab by Marina Findlay. excuse feet/feet for scale
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obsessed w this little drawing i bought today but cannot figure out what story or nursery rhyme or whatever it's possibly illustrating?
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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” retweeted
Someone please take him
He’s so physically beautiful but has a rancid soul
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a good old-fashioned handcrafted joke, from a simpler time. they don't make em like this anymore
I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” retweeted
These cunts would have an aneurysm if they saw a vietnamese bloke talk with a lebanese-australian accent
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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” retweeted
Unbelievably powerful image
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i have another niece! so crazy how i have 0 siblings but thanks to my cousins and friends and husband i am now rich beyond my wildest dreams in nieces
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this is me and sean
The two biggest weirdos in the zoo, hahaha.
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