@apatchworkboy

nerd | autistic | maker of things | catslave | data analyst | ex-carer

 West Yorkshire, UK
apatchworkboy.com
Joined February 2009
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We are closer in time to a T-Rex than a T-Rex was to a Stegosaurus.
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Late to the party - as always - but… got me an airfryer at the weekend, and tucking into my first chicken n’ chips in awe and wonder at NOT having to wait 40mins for yonder big bastard Smeg 6-burner oven to heat up…
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Far-right activity on X significantly declined after Ukraine hit a Russian data centre last week, silencing thousands of online bots and leaving poor old human racists to pick up the slack
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The entire internet after one random warehouse in Russia blows up.
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And for the (only) meal of the day: Food of the Gods etc…
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Wow… where’d all the blue ticks go…??
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Feels like the ratio’s shifted to 50:1 in regular user account’s favour in threads that would normally be a *swarm* of ticks…
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Dear everything-skeletal-between-my-knees-and-my-spine: just . fuck . off . I’ll prop my shins up in the corner and you can plonk me on a skateboard….
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Shabloid press throwing up articles like this rage-fuel-framed-as-useful-info for several years *really* haven’t helped matters…
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First stick-free day in a month ✊ Two solid days of TENS on high with all 4 pads *seems* to have done the trick 🤷🏼
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I’d forgotten *bzzzzZzzzzt* just how *bzzzzZzzzzzt* good my *brbrbrbrbzzzZzzt* TENS machine is…. *twitch*
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Menieres drop attack cos you forgot to take your meds today when you’re also 3 weeks deep into a severe case of sciatica is NOT the one, gang. 😬🫩
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…and now the Diazepam chaser… *melts into the sofa*
Marci@apatchworkboySep 15
Ugh. Discs have shifted and now I can barely move. Been a while… *crawls towards the codeine, amitriptyline, and walking stick*
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Ugh. Discs have shifted and now I can barely move. Been a while… *crawls towards the codeine, amitriptyline, and walking stick*
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Hmmm current iOS27 betas (both public and developer) are both shonky. Multiple lockups (black screen of death) across builtin apps (News, Messages) recoverable only by tap vol up, tap vol down, hold power > reboot. Mefinx I’ll be staying on main releases from now on.
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Seven years ago I pissed off a lot of people, made serious enemies of dangerous people, and was eventually exposed as being 100% correct.
joanna schroeder@iproposethis13 Aug 2019
Do you have white teenage sons? Listen up. I've been watching my boys' online behavior & noticed that social media and vloggers are actively laying groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right/white supremacists. Here's how:
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Reading glasses = portrait mode for your eyeballs…
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Floofy demon blep. #millytron
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Dearest Milson… stop . snoring.
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