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a waste of money - fire her
A Florida student was arrested and is now facing up to 15 years in jail for making a joke about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The student allegedly wrote, “Netanyahu, if you can hear me, drop some bonbons for us Capstone students in the Ocean Bank Convocation Center.” Investigators interpreted “bonbons” as a euphemism for explosives.
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if you're on even a third of this - you're NTs are shot and you're frying your nervous system - good luck experiencing natural joy
Clavicular reveals his current daily drug protocol "Adderall 30mg a day dosed 10, 10 and 10. Last dose is variable depending on whether I'm streaming or want to go to bed early. Selegiline which is an MAO-B inhibitor, basically blocks your body from breaking down dopamine, that's a transdermal patch. Pregabalin to block excitatory neurotransmitters so I'm less anxious and can handle crowded spaces. And Baclofen which is a GABA-B agonist similar to the receptor alcohol hits since I'm quitting drinking."
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he's getting paid so much to be loud and wrong
Every generation’s slang reveals what they’re starved for. Boomers said “buddy” and “pal” because male affection had to be disguised as casual. Gen X said “dude” because emotional distance was the whole personality. Millennials said “bro” because closeness was finally allowed but only through irony. Gen Z says “king” and “queen” because they grew up being ranked by algorithms from age 11. Instagram followers, TikTok views, like counts. When every platform is scoring you, the counter-move is crowning each other. The slang became a micro-validation system running in parallel to the one that’s destroying them. “Twin” is the most revealing one. In a culture that monetizes uniqueness and rewards differentiation, the highest compliment became “you’re literally me.” That’s not a nickname. That’s a nervous system looking for safety in sameness. The mattress sizes thing is funny. The pattern underneath is a generation building its own status economy because the default one made them miserable.
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You guys say this and then go do coke all weekend
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missy not even saying her name right
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I know Natalie wanted to beat her ass - I see u cousin
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I love it when the tools of the propaganda machine throw themselves between the gears!
TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” AMB. HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” AMB. HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”
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I been trying to tell yall!!!
my itachi uchiha variants
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Nerd Gummy Clusters target audience is 30 year old women actually
Nerd gummy clusters target audience is 8-16 year olds. Nerds ad firm creator director: How about we spend $10 million with 57-year-old Andy Cohen starring in our commercial?
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we love ui/ux designers!!!!
I think about this Reddit post every single time I clone something from GitHub
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🎶 everybodyyyyy 🎶 yeaaahhhh 🎶 rock your body 🎶 yeaaahhhh Palantir Technologies
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my super bowl party full of women was shocked appalled and terrified by the backstreet boys karaoke coinbase ad. textbook example of scaring the hoes. you people should be ashamed of your yourselves
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free my sisters from racist validation
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me in a gay bar at 4:45 am telling this to a gender ambiguous person with pale skin and black hair who i fully believe is sasuke uchiha
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me hearing someone call cumin and gochujang "cosmopolitan chungus millennial" ingredients
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so we realize they're rushing to make AI competent so when their dirt comes out they can say it's AI, right?
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tyler will compare himself to kendrick and then make an album exploring half the depth that MM&tBS did despite having lore twice as fucked up u need to go deeper @tylerthecreator
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GURL u can love Benito and he can be boricua like it is ok
A gentle reminder that Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio - a Black, Caribbean, sexually fluid man who up to 10 years ago was a member of the working class gainfully employed as a bagger at a grocery story - now has the Grammy Album Of The Year. The limit simply does not exist. 🏆✨
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