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Replying to @souljaboy
Crank that class consciousness
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Apple decided not to roll out SIRI AI in the EU. The non-interoperability of their design made the update not suitable for the EU market. Why? Because big tech companies cannot decide which EU tool should be used by EU citizens. Learn more👇 📺youtube.com/shorts/ATg_W0N3K…
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Apple proposed solutions including a "Trusted System Agent" and an 18-month rollout to enable Siri AI in the EU while complying with DMA, which regulators rejected. apple.com/newsroom/2026/…
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right wing dudes not being able to get laid became a problem for everyone and now we’re all going to die
Meet Michelle she is stored on a server in Iowa. (Made by my buddy Jeff Dotson)
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ theonion.com/what-to-know-ab…
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does ozempic have a specific injection site bc if so I predict the next big trend will be a piece of slutty clothing that shows off that specific area so you can display smooth unneedled skin to prove you’re not a zempy
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oh boy here comes mr 100 followers with an opinion
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(to my visibly dissatisfied wife) ah, that’s capitalism for you
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Describe a password to your bank account that comforted you in a dark time
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apn retweeted
like everything sucks and i still want them to die but this is also so fun
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genuinely today is like the series finale of twitter xitter.gq/kanyewest/status/19307…
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The CIA getting ordered to assassinate elon after dealing with DOGE for months
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Nonzero chance this ends with Musk driving a Cybertruck through the White House
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This is drake vs kendrick for republicans
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he’s so close to admitting something super fucking illegal. god please get this man more drugs
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Elon literally has me dying laughing. Trump said he was gonna take his government contracts away and Elon said “don’t you fuck kids?”
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funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
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elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in
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