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George A Easton

@appraiserdude

Certified Real Estate Appraiser (AZ & MI). 🏡 Valuation insights mixed with Montreal Expos nostalgia, GOOD music, random trivia, pointing out stupid things.

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Joined April 2009
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Today I'm going to play an appraisal game called "Guess homy much GLA I measure today". Here's your hints. Six scheduled, three more that I might be able to squeeze in. Scottsdale, Scottsdale, Ahwatukee, Casa Grande, San Tan Valley, Queen Creek, Gilbert, Mesa
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My latest appraisal adventure advantageappraisals.wordpres…
The Arizona Tesla Appraiser Returns: Six Houses, Halloween, and a Desperate Search for a Bathroom

The Arizona Tesla Appraiser Returns: Six Houses, Halloween, and a Desperate Search for a Bathroom

A Saturday across the Phoenix Valley, with a Tesla, six inspections, one missing hour, and a bathroom that was apparently always somewhere else. Apparently, I only update this blog when I decide to…

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I'm two and a half weeks out from my first spartan beast race. Been training pretty hard, and my goal is to finish. I thought I'd never do something like this as I got older. But here I go
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For some reason, this song has been stuck in my head for the last 24 hours. And i'm not even really a Billy Joel fan
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My cutoff for blocking any politician on Twitter on my feed is tomorrow morning. Be gone. Red or blue, just shut up and do your job. Protect my state. Protect my country. Nobody wants to read your tweets
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Hey @grok, how many clowns have removed this as their X profile banner in the past hour?
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After this cycle I'm blocking all politicians, or accounts that talk about politics. When was it ok for government to become reality tv? Just do your job
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Yavapai Recorder@YavapaiRecorderOct 31
ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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Ive never done one of these prediction market bets. I dont gamble. But I took a flyer on a texas/california election parlay. Can't lose.
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Hey Spartan, I'm kinda bummed. No photos. What's up with that last time it was either my race number or my face and it worked fine. This was a month ago
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George A Easton@appraiserdudeNov 1
Replying to @jamestalarico
Remind us who the freak is
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Just delved into the lucrative world of online prediction betting with Kalshi. Help me find the bet for "I will lose all my money"
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Candy and baseball cards. What a bad ass house
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BTW, it's MY house. LoL
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Heaviest drinking night in 3 months. 7 beers. Hope i dont regret it
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If I really need to go to the bathroom while out doing appraisals, and I see a porta potty on a public street, what's the protocol?
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I predict some rolled ankles of kids trick or treating tonight.
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Hey, look, it's a sasquatch fan. Yeah, that's definitely sasquatch. Oh, man, I need to get my eyes checked
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Are you an ANSI Appraiser purist? Are you detailed enough to subtract this open to below area? It is 1.5sf total
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Turns out my combined food and air quick stop put me back an hour
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At discount tire this dude finished getting his air-filled 5 minutes ago and he's busy yapping it up with the tech about god knows what while seven cars are in line behind him
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