Retired reporter, self-inflicted PR guy.

Savannah, Ga
Joined March 2007
I can’t think of anything more pointless than Iowa
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Y’all demonized black people for welfare for DECADES because it “costs too much.” Then, the prospect arose that white people might not be able to pay rent, have a job or keep their business open & suddenly they found a WHOLE trillion dollars under the couch cushions. We see you
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Scott Larson retweeted
If you putting salt on watermelon, you the Feds
Replying to @jemelehill
And that same can be said for putting Salt on Watermelon
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The U.S. economy in two headlines.
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Scott Larson retweeted
When Bob Seger has a new album out, the government should send everyone a copy with a fat doober to remind us all to chill out and love one other, you guys.
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Alabama and Mississippi are the Minnesota and Wisconsin of the South: fierce rivals that are for all intents and purposes indistinguishable from one another
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Donald Trump senior strategist Steven Bannon resigns citing need to spend more time with his family, his cocaine, and his Thunderbird Wine.
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A petition.
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"The Packers have at least 45 points that the dishonest media won't tell you about."
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Vine is a lot like life: short, pointless and swarming with idiots. Enjoy Arbys
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Scott Larson retweeted
He must live a sad life before UND to think this is as good as life gets xitter.cf/UNDmhockey/status/7050…
Senior Drake Caggiula: "I wish I could stay here for the rest of my life. It's a special place." #UNDproud
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Sarah Palin to interview Donald Trump. This is the most cringe worthy thing done by white people since kissing their dogs on the mouth
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Scott Larson retweeted
If we're going to change the name of Lake Calhoun could we make the new name a Replacements reference somehow?
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Imagine a city without a radio station called KISS FM
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Zach LaVine Jumps Over Pile Of Minnesota Timberwolves Draft Busts During Slam Dunk Contest
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You can't credibly insist, year in and year out, that your best friend/mentor's wife's album is the greatest artwork of the year.
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Scott Larson retweeted
I was homeschooled and our school mascot was a half-unloaded dishwasher.
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