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i guess it's not a race if i'm not making this signature abby scrunch face
(thank you to amazing teammate and photographer @ariscott for documenting my trials on the track)
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if you think about it though, it really is kinda crazy to pay all your rent and bills with money people paid you for squeezing your brain and thinking up words to print (and also for confirming the accuracy of other peoples words and related word-focused tasks).
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I'm not an avid reader of food magazines but if Toast On A Paper Towel Monthly ever comes out, yes, I'd like a subscription.
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June 28, 1975: Rod Serling dies.
"I just want them to remember me a hundred years from now. I don’t care that they’re not able to quote a single line that I’ve written. But just that they can say, 'Oh, he was a writer.' That’s sufficiently an honored position for me.”
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Suffering from kind of a mild panic at the realization that I’ll never know the identities or whereabouts of anyone I may have ridden a log flume ride with. Really should have paid better attention.
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A power move when entering a meeting late is to say: "Hello...you've been expecting me."
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I'm tired of pompous writing advice. Just fucking write something and send it to someone. Maybe it sucks. Maybe it doesn't. I don't know.
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How the hell do you misspell the name of a movie you’re in? This is like saying I worked with John Hughes on Miragelre on 34th Street
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If Kim Cattrall doesn’t come back for the SATC reboot lemme play her with no explanation.
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I don’t know why people are anti mask. I was at the farmer’s market and I saw someone I went to high school with, but she didn’t recognize me with my mask on and I didn’t have to say hi or avoid her. A real win for everyone.
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I'm doing laundry and just whispered "It's almost our anniversary" to the pair of yoga pants I've been wearing since March.
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Note to single people: if you tell someone you're dating that Shakira is your celebrity crush, and you marry that person, for the rest of your life, whenever Shakira's on TV, your partner will say, "Oh look, it's your girlfriend."
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Using negative COVID tests to decide if it’s safe to go to parties is like using pregnancy tests as contraception.
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I don't believe in New Year's resolutions, because you can start a healthy habit and give up three days later ANY time of year.
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I started retraining as a psychotherapist at 50...finished at 54 & began private practice. I now have a busy practice
At the start I questioned if there was any point given I was already "so old"😳🙄🤣.
Its been such a good decision.
If you want to, then do it.
Warm wishes 💛
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Replying to @95Shriya
Started and finished my doctorate in my 70s. If you’re breathing you’ve got a shot. Big congratulations to her.




















