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BBC Sportsnight
December 1984
UEFA Cup 3rd Round 2nd Leg
Dundee Utd 2-3 Manchester Utd
Commentator John Motson
#DUFC #MUFC #Sportsnight
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#OnThisDay in 1983
Dundee United beat Standard Liege 4-0 at Tannadice Park to progress to the European Cup Quarter Final #DUFC
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An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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Breaking News
NHS Scotland
This is my dad an 88 year old @JohnSwinney @ScotGovFM
My brother called an
ambulance 2 am it arrived 7 am and he has been in ambulance in Crosshouse Hospital car park since
8.15am.
He is terminally ill.
This is your Scotland 🏴
He has worked since he was a 15 year old.
He is a proud military man, bricklayer, businessman and is a huge supporter of charities.
Like many other pensioners he has been failed.
I never post personal family business but today this has been the final straw for me and my family.
Should he not make it ... well I have my solicitors ready.
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The last men's UEFA club final with 11 starters of one nationality facing 11 of another was the 1987 UEFA Cup final.
Dundee Utd's 11 Scots 🏴 Vs 🇸🇪 IFK Göteborg's 11 Swedes.
It happened in 14 UEFA finals, including Celtic in 1967, Rangers in 1972 & Aberdeen's 1983 Super Cup.
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“I would take everything away from every single one of them and make them start again…” 😳
Ian Holloway wasn’t holding back on his view on the Manchester City saga!! 😲
Save the World Pipe Band Championships livestream - Sign the Petition! c.org/rWZhqfHfnr
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ATVs Star Soccer
A proper 1970s clip from 1975.
Look at the state of the pitch at the Baseball Ground, a proper pitch, proper players and a proper commentator with the great voice of Hugh Johns.
Jimmy Greenhoff’s diving header wins the game v Derby. @FootballArchive
Harry McNulty, 1933-2026 – pipes|drums
pipesdrums.com/article/harry…
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You can be pro-vaccine and still question whether every COVID policy was justified.
You can believe vaccines save lives while opposing coercion.
You can think lockdowns prevented some deaths while believing they caused enormous long-term harm.
Politics shouldn’t require choosing a team and accepting the entire package.
Lionel Scaloni: "We are losing the essence of football. Not only at a professional level, but also with kids."
"My children play in Spain and are overwhelmed with information. They receive the ball, and they're already being told what to do."
"There are fewer dribblers because if they barely get the ball and you say, 'Pass it!'... Imagine if Messi, when he was eight years old, had been constantly told by his coaches to "Pass it!" We wouldn't have him today."
"Football has become such a huge thing, everyone reads, studies, and thinks that with that, they can already manage."
"If you tell a 7 or 8-year-old to make a diagonal run, cover defensively... He's seven years old! Let him play with the ball, make mistakes, and when he's 14 or 15, then we can start correcting."
"It's a message for the future. This is a sport, and the beauty of football should not be lost."
























