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be real.
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For gym/running shoes Should one buy original ones OR our madilas versions that’s probably 1/3 - 1/2 the price for original ? I’m asking for durability sake
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state of the economy: You can create a foolproof financial plan for a month and it fails the following week you will cover all possible grounds of probable failure including the least possible and it will still fail.
last week, i paid for my mom’s hair and this morning i just sent 400 naira to my moniepoint to join the 600 naira so i can buy 3.2gb. adulthood crazy gan.😂
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I get MacBook, make una pmo Mercor
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Idk, why are you guys spending millions to study law in a lawless country?
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I have an unrelated question. If roads and infrastructure are built with public funds, what gives politicians the right to name this projects after themselves ? Bola Ahmed Tinubu Coastal Road, Femi Gbajamila Hall, the craziest one I’ve seen yet is ‘Gbaja Ride’ at the bus terminal, why ? Why not just Coastal Road, the way ‘3rd mainland bridge’ is just that or ‘Lamata Ride’, what gives these people these right ?
“He built coastal road” God suppose take all of una fr 😭💔
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They’ll say people drive rough, why are you crossing when the lights are green ? can’t you just wait!
These cars with auto brake systems will finish us in this Lagos ooo. The way Lagosians just cross the road like they are immune to accidents is just something else. These cars react to human and object presence, and to avoid hitting anyone, the emergency brake aggressively applies itself. Making the unsuspecting driver behind ram into the car in front (especially if their car is not equipped with such a system too) 2nd accident in 1 month🫩🫩🫩
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Honestly, a MacBook does not need a touchscreen infact, a pc does not need a touchscreen
Steve Jobs on Touchscreen MacBook: “It doesn’t work, it’s ergonomically terrible”
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You just gotta respect these niggas ngl, they could literally just wake up any-day and decide to retire but they still stick around and run the frontline for the love of the game W
did any of you actually watch this should i keep doing these or no
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Ferrari is so cooool
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omo people were seriously in love back then
Farewell kisses.
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my edge in life is that I’m just having fun tbf.
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Ahhhhhhhh!!!! just 4 years!!???? 190 to 1350 😭 An oil producing country ffs!!
wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??
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Just putting this out there. please, I shouldn't always be the first person you think of whenever you need financial assistance or any kind of help. I have my own responsibilities, challenges, and personal issues to deal with too. just because i don't talk about them doesn't mean they don't exist.
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Father Lord, thank you for keeping me till this day 😭😭
You that slept with the guy i was dating that year? Please leave me alone with your horrible attitude. You dont know me Ify? But you have joined me on a bike before because you were late to class. Same you that came to apologize few years back and said lets be friends? I heared you have mental issues please leave me alone 🙏🏽
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The way you and your guys dey table another person matter for gc, na the same way them dey table your matter too 😂😂
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Stay safe. God help us all
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God 😭
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Father Lord, the day I ever do smth like this or close please take my life
one of my corporate simps on this fine payday🧎🏻🧎🏻
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