Ashley 🐀

@googlechrome can we please get the option to pin the tabs that we have set to open on startup? It ave like four inches of browser tab real estate when I don't have my extra monitors. Please?

hey @MelanieRNewman how about a Harris/PP yard sign that says something about "every time you steal this sign I donate more money to @PPFA or something? Please?

I hit A-list on Southwest today, lol.

seething with rage as I argue with @Cigna to cover a prescription for my one year old. But their profits dropped to only $5B dollars last year, so I should probably be grateful they still have the phones on.

the @PNCBank app not working on the first of the month is comically bad. Get it together, y'all, lest i feel like I actually *have* as much money as there is sitting in my account before these bills go out.

@keurig s commercial side makes me never want to drink coffee again. All I want is to buy a bunch of plumbed in coffee machines and auto ship coffee so people will stop complaining, and yet here we are. Complaints a-multiplyin'

lol @taylorswift13 Swift crashed @Shopify

@EcologyWA Hi from Maryland! Thanks for your terrific waste drum safety posters :)

Tech bros *calling me*, then answering with an incredulous "yeah" when I have the audacity to pick up is my new pet peeve. I get that I'm old, but maybe try "hi" in the general direction of a high-quality mic? Please?

My dm’s are at least 90% regarding animals doing silly things.

Ugh, can't order the sunglasses I want because @oakley decided that they had to say "the ultimate expression of girl power!" and now I can't buy them on principle.

See ya, streaming services. The Yeagers stand in solidarity with union workers. @hulu @sagaftra

@wbaltv11 you guys completely missed the ceramics studio that was also destroyed in the fire on the other side of the building.

Deftones and Carrie Underwood

That box was printed on one of the machines my company makes! IP is a client of ours. I'm sorry that jazzy high quality print sucks for toddlers, but I'm all warm and fuzzy seeing this on my feed <3

I would wear this outfit. In fact, I'm almost wearing those pants, and my hair could use washing, so...

hey @AppleSupport why is my home screen going bananas? Everything disappeared, I rebuilt, then it reappeared, then I had both for a while... what?

I'm a boring C20, but my kids are A17 and A50. That baby's denim blue eyes are my favorite thing in the whole world <3

Reading about dress code issues as I sit at my desk in leggings, a sports bra, tank top, and oversized cardigan. I'd get kicked out of middle school for this outfit. My god middle school sucks. Still.

I started talking my little walkies at work, and there are two men who walk at the same time, going the opposite direction, who forced me off the sidewalk THREE times today. Tomorrow, we fight to the death. OR I stand still. Same same.