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Least funny Karachiite| This account is a repository of my thoughts | victim of my own venom.

Islamic Cantonment of Pakistan
Joined May 2020
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My kids asking me, “Dad how did we get so rich?” Me who used Shariah compliant gender change surgery to dress up as a chinese spy honeytrapping an AI CEO:
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Meri Jensen Huang wali tweetaiñ viral karado
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How it feels like to be a sensitive vulnerable CEO of a semiconductor company in a world full of Chinese spies
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Jensen Huang in his final moments before leaking 2nm microarchitecture layout
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Jensen Huang raat ke 4 bajay chinese spy ko sirf taghoot ka matlab samjhanay gaye thay
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NVIDIA Board meeting investigating Jensen Huang on his affair
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If it was still WOKE 1.0 Jensen Huang could have said some bullshit like “I was decolonizing my dick”
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Muslims will let pigs rule their country but eating is where they draw the line
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Paki incels have retaliated at Tamkenat and it seems like it's big damage. I haven't seen the video because I'm in public 😭🤌🏾
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Alfaaz became a hit because it was a Pakistani song not an Indian one because ain't no way anyone's listening to Alphaaj
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Trashbin Salman expecting A$im khinzeer to help defend them but doesn't realize this eunuch can't even protect his own country
Houthis have manged to strike a a tower in riyadh
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I've always believed this to be true and which is one of the main reasons why I've been crashing out over general automation in manufacturing and knowledge work because the former concentrates capital ownership with increasingly diminsing labor absorption.
Industrialisation remains the most realistic way of leveraging our large population and resources to create wealth/jobs at scale, and reduce poverty. Not agriculture. Not finance. Not software. Not AI. Manufacturing and industrialisation! If we cannot build industries that convert our resources into useful products, everything else, is at best a temporary remedy.
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Pakistani Foreign Office diplomats struggling to take out A$im Meowni®'s tongue outta Trump's ass so he can insert it into some Democrat's
🤖 Made with AI
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Meowd*rch*d faujis will rig the elections, abduct rightfully elected, criminalize students, grab lands minerals successful hotels SOEs agri land, drone strike pro state people into becoming anti state then unironically tell you we need a hard state and look at you like this
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It defies all logic when Faujis & their explosive diarrhea like mental slaves perpetuate the vision of a hard state to fix 🇵🇰 probs while the fauj captures businesses, govt institutions & does land grabbing. GHQ creates terrorists & rent seeking sardars then wonders y v in a mess
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Fauji bharrway wreck the Constitution and law and order to serve their wretched interests and then suddenly realise oh we need a hard state while Hina Javed's murder in broad daylight goes without justice because the perpetuator was a colonel and his son.
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Martin Luther King must've been on melatonin and magnesium glycinate to have such a beautiful dream
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Fucking Worqas finally posted something good and I can’t retweet it because he blocked me last year for being *checks notes* on Asim Munir and ISI’s payroll
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Dar e Nijaat is your largest drama export in years and the best we have to show to the world is a woman in a turtleneck ahh neckline but sleeveless being considered immodest for her husband
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Hegel this Hegel that, how about you say Hey gal to your crush?
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