@ashmaaaack

death and rebirth || someone once told me I have eyes “like tears of dolphins.”

Joined May 2019
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So just to be clear, I’m just Like This ™️
ashley@ashmaaaack15 Nov 2025
Replying to @weirdotara_
I stopped drinking a month ago and it is so so nice!
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Angelina@enervatedgrace4h
well, yeah, bc the people objectifying her as a milf have weak dicks so
spicytunasauce@spicytunasauce13h
a milf needs twice as much dick tbh
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NOT TONIGHT MILWAUKEE AND WILLIE NELSON!!! #raysup
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YOUR TAMPA BAY RAYS HAVE BEEN MARKED SAFE FROM BEING SWEPT IN THE WORLD SERIES
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I’m just happy for St. Pete. 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️ that’s a good city.
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Finding out how this city name is pronounced (LAST YEAR) messed me up bad
publix 🇨🇺⚢@cafecubano_Oct 27
kissimmee, im floridian
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Moka@ItsM0kka18h
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What’s this grip called
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Steak F
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Jeff Sunday
@TheDegenWeekly7h
I’m sitting next a Brewers fan that is 80-85 years old and looks like Willie Nelson. I’m trying to be as nice as possible but he keeps chapping my ass. I will continue to be nice bc I believe in karma. I’m also suspicious he’s young and dressed as an old guy bc he just showed me his Facebook. I feel like I’m in a scene from Jackass. Head is always on a swivel
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f@_whiskeyes11h
Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know
۟@hope2bleed15h
being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
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Pyramids - Frank Ocean (Ugh when it turns into a slow jam halfway through 😭)
METAVERZUZ
@METAVERZUZ10h
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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LETS GOOOOO
roxy demento@falseroxy10h
i have bad news from my 40s (even hornier)
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TPA is S tier (ranked best large airport repeatedly ITS SO EFFICIENT), SEA is so badddd
TNS | Tent@Tento4_Oct 27
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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So brave of me to be wearing a Rays hat in Brewers country Tampa Florida
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this is my cat, Sheet Pan Dinner
TK🍉| commissions closed@CrazySadAzn14h
we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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Send me $20 on x money and I'll write a character after your ex and kill them
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FB marketplace mirror art is the best art
SLUG@generalslugOct 26
absolutely floored by this picture i saw on facebook marketplace
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Oh yeah well I fell in love with Bill Pullman in 103 minutes so I was the fastest.
sara ☘️@hygondorffOct 26
ragazze per favore aprite i libri, innamorarsi di bill pullman in meno di 48 ore è la cosa più etica che una persona possa fare non importano le circostanze è letteralmente il fondamento della morale
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Most ethical/moral
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(relatable but also I can’t stop thinking about this tweet)
🎃 Fifi 🎃
@BookQueen00Oct 26
Everyone cringing and I’m over here like, damn girl, how is it possible to even wear that? My pussy would have that strip of material in a chokehold.
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lukezim
@lukezimOct 27
Probably best not to think about why he'd be in the area
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