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Illinois, USA
Joined October 2012
So hungover at my job
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Happy Saturday don’t drink and drive!!!!!! 🩷
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Omg
Checked the Walmart ornament section for one thing and one thing only
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Replying to @sonic_hedgehog
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Apparently lost my ID and didn’t realize till I was pulled up outside the dispensary
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Can we make him president
directly into my veins why has it taken a decade for people to realize this and/or say it THIS plainly
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‘FANTASTIC MR. FOX’ was released in theaters 17 years ago.
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small series of baker! arthur tweets where he just fucking sucks
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People keep posting this and talking about playing with their siblings in the 90s who have since passed away and I can’t stop crying
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I’ve been saying this
This is what Selena Gomez looks like to me
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one of my favorite bits that incels do is where they go “women are only attractive because makeup but men are super duper sexy even without it”
We should criminalize makeup
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i would like the next person i date to like me and be nice to me :) i am excited for that to maybe someday happen
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You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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I don’t care who wants to fight about it, we can, but 2026 link is the best one. He looks awesome
So be honest... is this actually an upgrade or a downgrade?.. #Zelda Zelda (2023) Zelda(2026)
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STOP putting hand monsters in games!!!! Enough!!!!!
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hitchcock shooting rope surrounded by handsome men
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wondering what I will feel a year from now
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Why do all men pirate everything they watch? Do they teach you how to do that in school?
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Freshman Senators share selfie at new member orientation.
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