Five Time Jeopardy! Champion and Tournament of Champions Class of 2019. Cursebreaker. Looks good in sweaters. Fan of smorgasbordellos. Missed it by *that* much.

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Joined March 2012
Why do we say "lefty loosey, righty tighty" when "clockwise lockwise" is the clearly superior mnemonic device?
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If the Eagles take Jalen Carter I might move to Philadelphia.
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Upon further reflection I have decided that if the Eagles draft Kelee Ringo I will get an Eagles tattoo.
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Anybody know a tattoo artist who can do a bulldog wearing a cute lil' Eagles hat?
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"When he decides to turn it on" Herbstreit is such a butthurt little baby
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Did the Texans just pull a Draft Day?!?
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I spent the past couple days trying to parse what this Return of the King comparison could mean. Turns out it meant "there are seven endings and each one of them will make you cry" #StarTrekPicard
After watching the SERIES FINALE of “STAR TREK: PICARD,” all I will say is that the THIRD SEASON of “PICARD” is “THE RETURN OF THE KING” of “STAR TREK!” They stuck the landing with EPISODE 10 (“THE LAST GENERATION”), and it’s gonna knock your socks off! BRAVO! #StarTrekPicard
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I have a top tier how it started/how its going tweet for #StarTrekPicard but I'll hold off due to spoilers. Just know that it's a good one and it'll make you appreciate the season's writing even more.
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The #StarTrekPicard finale was worth waking up early for.
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And while I'm not much of one for believing in the power of a hashtag to get a show greenlit, I'd be remiss if I didn't add my voice to the chorus hoping to one day see #StarTrekLegacy on my TV.
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Oh and also, one of my favorite microgenres across all media is "parents and children working out their issues IN SPACE". So getting to watch this episode of #StarTrekPicard with my nine month old sleeping next to me was something truly special.
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If this season of #Schmigadoon doesn't eventually lead to an Alan Cumming/Kristin Chenoweth production of Sweeney Todd then I just don't know what we're doing anymore
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Me 99% of the time: "I will protect my child at all costs and do anything to prevent him from coming to harm" Me 1% of the time: "I wonder how high in the air I can throw this kid and still catch him?"
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We've hit the halfway point of our trip through the Frasier Crane Televisual Universe. Time to toss some salads and scramble some eggs.
Replying to @MissAusten
Now on to Frasier (@ask_Steven first time!) and flashbacks to my childhood crush on Niles!
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How it started at Warner Brothers/How it's going at Warner Brothers Discovery
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If the showrunner is tweeting it out then it's OK to talk #StarTrekPicard spoilers. I can't believe I spent yesterday getting excited over a preview of a new Zelda game and watching the Enterprise-D warp across the galaxy. It has become 1991 again through science and/or magic.
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Hello, gorgeous.
Do we have your attention yet?… Check your inboxes tomorrow!🖖🏽
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