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Let not your heart be troubled 📬 [email protected]

Mexico, PA
Joined November 2010
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
My boss accidentally transferred ₦2.5 million into my account instead of ₦250,000. I noticed immediately but decided to wait for him to call. Three days passed. Nothing. Then HR invited me for a meeting. My boss looked at me and asked, “Have you checked your salary?” … I said yes. He replied, “Good. Because that extra money was meant for
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
That’s because food prices have gone through the roof.
The tradition of cooking food to share with people around when roofing a house has finally gone extinct
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
On the 26th of September 2022, four friends were brutally murdered in Gwarimpa FCT Abuja. Blessing, Pelumi B-Rolling (with the brown cap), Gwezi( the guy in front) and Chuck boy (Not in this video). Pelumi B-Rolling was in a romantic relationship with Blessing and they were the target of this attack but unfortunately, Gwezi and Chuck boy were both at the wrong place at the wrong time hence them getting killed as well. Pelumi had been receiving threats from cultists to leave his girlfriend Blessing maybe because one of the cultist liked her and she refused. He didn’t think too much of their threats, he told some people (His brother and Chuck boy) and they didn’t think it was something to be worried about. Pelumi was an artiste alongside his friends so from time to time Gwezi and Chuck boy came over to his place to record. On that faithful day, they went to his studio apartment as usual and met Blessing there. A few moment later, those cultists arrived and disguised as artistes to enable them get past the security. It wasn’t suspicious as people normally came in and out of the apartment. They used cutlass to BUTC***R the bodies of the four friends one by one while they chanted a HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG to distract the neighbors so they won’t hear anything. No one knew they had been unalived until Chuck’s pregnant wife went to file a police report looking for him cos he hadn’t picked any of his calls or responded to all the messages from her. They were able to retrace his steps to Pelumi’s apartment. On getting there, they met the most horrific scene of their lives with the bodies of the four friends scattered around and their heads bashed against the wall. The room was smelling because the bodies were already decomposing. The police saw that the perpetrators used the blood of the victims to write on the wall that they told Pelumi to let Blessing go but he refused. Until this day, the killers are yet to be found because Pelumi’s brother never knew who kept sending the threats to Pelumi cos they never mentioned names when they were alive. The horrific sight of their dismembered bodies lives rent free in the heads of their neighbors. May we not be in the wrong place at the wrong time like Chuck and Gwezi. May we not be unalived because of a man or a woman, take every threat seriously. May their souls find peace.
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Let me plug you to cheap data plans for AIRTEL.
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
This restaurant I regularly buy food from charges 800 naira for one regular black takeaway pack. I always thought these packs cost 150 or 200 at most, so I was shocked when I discovered the price. Earlier this week, I bought six different packs of food and realised I had paid almost 5k for takeaway packs alone. Packs I threw in the bin almost immediately I got home. It just didn’t make sense to me. I reached out to management and asked if I could bring my own food flasks. They said no. I replied that it was fine, but I wouldn’t be buying food from them again. Guess who called back to say I could bring my own flasks?🤣😅
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Hi guys! ❤️ We're doing another fundraiser for @AduratheArtist and his dad, who has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The goal is to raise ₦20 million, and ₦9.1 million has already been raised. We still have ₦10.9 million to go. Please support if you can. Every contribution helps, and if you can't contribute financially, a repost or helping spread the word would mean a lot. Let's show up for Adura and his family. ❤️🤝🏾
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
See, I no fit fight but if you try this shit with me, I hope you’re able to tell the story. I go too wound you.
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
How is this funny????
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
If you scare my daughters and put them at risk this all in the name of prank. God knows i will end your life. Don't do prank with kids, you will die young.
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
In a country where insecurity is insane, you’re doing stupid pranks like this. No go jam person wey you kill you oh
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
I genuinely detest prank like this Wth
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
This isn’t funny at all! What sort of idiotic prank is this. Dad did great protecting his daughters, a couple of punches wouldn’t have hurt for added effect. Poor girls are traumatized.
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
How can you be doing this nonsense for content. Till they really hurt you before you stop.
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Replying to @askiaz__
Don't try this with me and my children because I fit ..... you
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
He could have lost his life in a different scenario. Idiot
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
There's a distraught photographer on IG who has put a 500K on this thief. This thief walked into a hotel, stole a bag containing 1 MacBook and 4 hard drives containing data from 5 undelivered weddings. He's one of youse boyfriend. Please fish him out.
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Didn’t even know this had made it to twitter. 10 years ago, this same guy stole my bag containing my laptop, hard drives containing songs I recorded LIVE with millions, my international passport and other things. I can never forget how I was trekking round Oniru that day like a mad man. I searched every gutter leading to the new market. I have ZERO pity for thieves when they are caught! Zero!
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 retweeted
Please patronise me, I'm begging You can buy for anyone and I'll deliver They expire on the 18th so I'll stop the sales on the 15th Do help me make this work, atleast let me get my capital back I already lost 2 cartons to expiration There's no money to restock Thank you 🙏
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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