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as a young boy i always knew i was destined to lead a pack of rabid, violent morons to their gruesome demise
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Countries with public executions: Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, and Afghanistan.
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Judge Rita Lin wrote "“Nothing in the governing statute supports the Orwellian notion that an American company may be branded a potential adversary and saboteur of the U.S. for expressing disagreement with the government,”
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ICYMI, because you probably did, somebody placed a massive short on oil right before Energy Secretary Chris Wright posted a Tweet claiming US naval forces had escorted an oil tanker through the Hormuz Strait. Oil dropped $5 a barrel over the next few minutes. The short covered.
8 minutes later, it was revealed Wright's story was a complete fabrication, and he deleted all mention of it on the internet. Oil prices shot back up $5 a barrel.
The mystery short seller made 100 million dollars in 8 minutes.
Anyhow, here's principled conservative Ron DeSantis not giving a shit about that and instead trying to tell people that oil prices are going to collapse because *checks notes* it's only up 63% in the last few trading sessions instead of 91. Because in volatility events, you should always take a victory lap on price before things setttle.
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June: “We utterly destroyed their nuclear capability.”
Last week: “Iran’s nuclear capability is an imminent threat.”
Saturday: “The regime has to change.”
Today: “Let’s talk to the regime.”
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I like to think that even if I were both evil and stupid, I would come up with a better story than “We had to kill him or he was gonna kill himself.”
ICE says a Cuban man died at an El Paso ICE facility after staff's "spontaneous use of force" to keep him from harming himself.
The agency initially said he died after "medical distress." That was before the autopsy ruled it a homicide.
w/ @lomikriel
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Having spent the past year threatening and insulting everyone in Europe, the US is now in total disbelief that Europe flatly refuses to help them out with their latest war.
If it turns out to be true that Britain is denying the United States the ability to use British bases against Iran if there is a necessity for an attack - it would be beyond surprising.
I’ve been a military lawyer most of my adult life. What they’re saying about the status of Diego Garcia, the joint US-UK military base, is a huge question.
The bottom line is the largest state sponsor of terrorism on the planet is the weakest it’s been because the people of Iran have risen up by the millions to end their oppression and the United States and Israel have delivered crushing blows to the regime’s military infrastructure.
To my friends in Britain, sitting this one out puts you on the wrong side of history and is yet another example of how much our alliances throughout Europe have degraded.
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The Continental Army should allow Benedict Arnold to keep his command until the end of the War. MY COLUMN:
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If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax
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Today alone, the White House has claimed:
-$8 trillion in new tariff revenue.
-$4 trillion in net deficit reduction.
-$5 trillion in new business investment.
-Hundreds of thousands of jobs from these investments.
-Record low gas prices.
Each claim is completely, 100%, made-up.
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Smash-and-grab governance by the most corrupt people imaginable, overseen by a president who does not care if polluters poison your kids.
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The sort of image which, if you predicted it would come to pass last October, people would have accused you of having Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Being a noir detective isn't about solving the mistery, it's about getting your shit kicked in, kick some asshole's shit in, realize society is corrupt at every level and still keep up the fight, and having to say a quiet goodbye to the hottest woman in the world
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A terrible week, thank you for asking. Our groodle (greyhound poodle mix) Sébastien de Rochambeau was sent into a quasi-religious frenzy by a private performance of Vivaldi's Stabat Mater at our Brookline property and bit our dear son Quillard quite grievously
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Maybe my favorite scene ever from a TV show.
Major Briggs tells his son about his vision.
RIP David Lynch 🫡
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He was the very rare case where all the hype and whispers and buzz couldn't prepare you. You'd grow up hearing about his work, you'd have this picture in your head, then you'd sit down with Blue Velvet and get wrongfooted out of your shoes, same as everyone who came before you.