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Assault Clip, #2A Voter

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Originally created/blocked by @BradyBuzz Pronouns: tap/rack/bang *Insert flag for the current thing*

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Joined April 2011
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Two things I recommend everyone who follows me read: firstthings.com/what-is-the-…
What Is the Longhouse? - First Things

What Is the Longhouse? - First Things

Something has gone wrong in modern cultural and political life. Only those hopelessly numb, or deceived by the academic parlor tricks of someone like Steven Pinker, can observe the...

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Unlike American SNL, UK SNL is actually funny. Which is weird, because the serf nation usually bans everything funny. youtu.be/3cPVqcS-6Lw?is=xKeF…
Nigerian Wicked | SNL UK

Nigerian Wicked | SNL UK

A blockbuster with a stressful sound mix - WICKED :LGBTQ.Watch S...

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You know this day was coming, but you’re never ready for it.😞
Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) profile picturePatrick Stewart
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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The Reload@TheReloadSite8h
Ammo Dealer Hedges Midterm Sale With Kalshi Bet on Republicans
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The widespread availability of THC did this. Big Liquor was right. That's why the alcohol lobby worked so hard to keep weed illegal.
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Maker Of Wild Turkey And Grand Marnier Tumbles After North American Sales Go Flat zerohedge.com/markets/maker-…
Maker Of Wild Turkey And Grand Marnier Tumbles After North American Sales Go Flat

Maker Of Wild Turkey And Grand Marnier Tumbles After North American Sales Go Flat

"The US is a tale of two portfolios, and the better half is also the more profitable one. The watch points are US softness outside aperitifs and tequila."

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I just heard Christmas music. Not even Halloween yet.
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Gun banner bafflegab.
Hannah Hill (@hannahhill_sc) profile pictureHannah Hill
@hannahhill_scOct 27
Replying to @hannahhill_sc
…what?
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I deal with this as a software developer. It seems the more pop ups, confirmations, and warnings we require for something, the more likely people are to just auto-pilot through it.
Rusty McShakleford (@mcshakleford) profile pictureRusty McShakleford@mcshaklefordOct 28
it amazes me that they raised the bridge, added a million signs to it, flashing lights, a warning alarm, and a passthrough, and people still fuck it up. If IQ testing were required for a driver's license, yearly vehicular deaths would probably drop to near zero.
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It should not only be legal, but legally required, to punch "prank bros".
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comOct 28
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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Nothing cooler than getting a notification from Grok Bot that there are no new emails from contacts. Grok has solved my inbox anxiety.
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This makes the RAM prices worth it.
MOM (@mom_agency_) profile pictureMOM
@mom_agency_Oct 27
Someone turned the AI CEO drama into a Spanish soap opera!
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VoteGlue! (@BenjiTwinkletoe) profile picture
VoteGlue!
@BenjiTwinkletoeOct 27
Replying to @EndWokeness
The more the guy talks, the smaller his head gets!
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🩺 Dr. Napervillain Bunny🐰 (@Type07Safety) profile picture
🩺 Dr. Napervillain Bunny🐰
@Type07SafetyOct 27
Brits: I walked into Harbor Freight w/ my gun, bought a machete, threw it in my gas-guzzling truck. Next time, I'll grab some pepper spray. Wild to think that the you went from ruling the world to getting jailed for potato peelers. Thank God we divorced those lobsterbacks 🇺🇸
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Me when someone at work has cookies:
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Turbinator (@Mr_Kharver) profile pictureTurbinator@Mr_KharverOct 27
When I roll up to the White Castle drive through
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AR15 Astronaut 🇺🇸 (@AR15Astronaut22) profile picture
AR15 Astronaut 🇺🇸
@AR15Astronaut22Oct 27
Canada has euthanized more people in 2025 than all deaths from guns (suicides included) in the US in 2025. More people are killed with hammers and lawnmowers than AR15s. Shut the fuck up. You're not getting the guns. We have them. You don't. You can't tell us to do anything. Either come kill us with your guns to take ours or shut your mouth.
S (@earlgreywolff) profile pictureS@earlgreywolffOct 26
This shit is so bleak. Children are killed by these things and they think it’s something to joke about.
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Using bots for everything has made the intertubes unusable:
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Walmart!
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I have zero shame and if I wanted to waste $200, i'd have a gun shaped vertical mouse with recoil action on my desk at work.
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Harbor Freight, Sweetwater, KFOR, Newegg, Goodwill, etc... Just give up. My bots are here, they're queer, get used to it.
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Beware of Sino-Russian operatives pretending to be pro-Ukraine.
James Raab 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@JamesRaxz) profile pictureJames Raab 🇺🇸🇺🇦@JamesRaxzOct 26
Because of Musk’s class B shares which give him 80% voting power, the board can’t do much. It will fall to the next Dem POTUS to revoke Musk’s security clearance (day one), and use the DoD, EPA, FCC and FAA to cripple SpaceX operations until he leaves of his own accord.
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