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sperg
@assborger
delightful sweet angel
watchinng big bang theory
theystolemyinch.org
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sperg
@assborger
5 Aug 2023
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sperg
@assborger
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learning about the hip new dance craze hitting baltimore
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 12
the only thing that can heal me is two plain double cheeseburgers
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 12
got whiplash from sneezing
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 11
chat dbt how i become a baller overnight
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sperg retweeted
Mike Hanlons biggest fan🧪🐈⬛
@invad3r_marz
Nov 10
how it feels to ask someone to hang out
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Alim #FlickOut
@alim2oo
Nov 8
Chill on the soundboard unc😭😭
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tripping
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 9
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 9
today i am a yoghurt female
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 9
WRONG BITCH
sperg
@assborger
Nov 9
friend at work told me i bring the vibe down
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 9
friend at work told me i bring the vibe down
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 7
i miss the family i never really had
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 5
ameriheads i need to know if the cheesecake factory godiva chocolate cheesecake is scrumptious
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 3
open.spotify.com/track/3OS4X…
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sperg retweeted
The Fel-Gnome Wizard
@Lv100WormMage
Oct 29
Scientists reveal the Furby
TVP
@Theveripost
Oct 28
Scientists have discovered a species of marsupial in Australia, proving there are still mammals on Earth we've never documented before.
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 18
we have received reports that speef is going bald
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sperg
@assborger
30 Jan 2019
when she tell u the coochie taste like green eggs n ham
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 12
i cooked here idc
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sperg
@assborger
30 Jan 2019
when she tell u the coochie taste like green eggs n ham
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 9
im being sent to the electric chair,,,
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 3
i cannot get these screws to thread through some bullshit rubber dampeners
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