Ada caretaker. Dog lover. Photographer. Taco lover. Retired USG. Tweets are mine. I block mean people. Visit Florida. And Scotland. 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

Brandon, FL
Joined June 2008
Replying to @SheilaBx2
You start to die when your memories outnumber your dreams.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Oh what a tangled web we weave How is this not entrapment?
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
All Charges were dropped because eating Taco Bell 50 feet away isn’t a crime 🤣.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Guten Morgen an alle
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Dude turns girlfriend completely blue
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Each generation has developed its own variation adding slang to the English language A professor visited Westtown High School for languages week and decided to show Gen Alpha how much they have contributed to date by giving the rest of his speech in their dialect If you have children, you may recognize some of these words
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
This is the best explanation between left and right I have heard in a long time! #RepublicanValues #democraticvalues
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
This is hilarious. A Republican goes undercover and exposes liberal who can't answer a single question about why she believes the things she believes in This man is a Trojan horse lol
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
==>> See Full part 2 Here : newsthailan.vansonnguyen.com…
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
“A DISFRUTAR LO VOTADO” Porque esta francesa le quiso explicar a los musulmanes que ella votó para que puedan entrar al país y que está de su lado, mientras ellos se reían y le robaban todo en la tienda.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Is it Monday already ?
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Why are they're defaults to get pissed omg 😭😭😭
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
"Fuck him. Feed him. Leave him alone". May every man find the woman who is as obsessed with him, as this chick is for her husband.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
When you apply for a job, this is who now interviews you. The good news is, Ai did not account for the ability of this guy to completely rage bait. This is where we now are.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
Modern woman create their own anxiety and weaponize it against men.
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 retweeted
❗️Failed attempt by Russians to transport a Mi-2 helicopter on the roof of a pickup truck in Krasnodar Krai.
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