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Unboxed designer. Building smart systems for everyday life. Creating systems for people @myRoutinApp 🇳🇬

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Website design for a recently concluded project.
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Ayeta fit dey work oo, but no be for guns whey fit kill the gods.
I would have been the proudest to declare it, if we had real bullet-repelling charm, known as ayẹta. But I can categorically tell you it doesn't exist. I know a lot of people will have a problem with me for saying this. But they don't have the charm. Their fathers don't have it. All they heard are fables and stories. Just look back at the people who claimed to have it. What happens to them when they had encounter with people who have guns? They either ran away or they died.
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Some of my friends and I have decided to do the November Challenge. 100 push-ups, squats or skips daily. 3,000 steps daily. No soda. No alcohol. 2 podcasts or books. At least 10 km of walking/running. We're tracking it on @myRoutinApp . Feel free to join us or create your own challenge👇 myroutin.app/c/MOVE-JTZH
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Just yesterday, I was telling a friend how, when I was in 200 level, a senior colleague told me this was how they were graded. Even then, I couldn't understand why the school graded its students that way. It still makes absolutely no sense to me, and tbh, I think it's bullshit.
Up and reading. Context: grading system works like a normal distribution curve. lol. It’s not a function of your score but a function of your percentile of the entire class. So we have top 15% (A), middle 75% (B), and bottom 10% (C). Most people in the class will fall in B, you just have to perform better than 10% of the class. To have an A, you must have performed better than 85% of the class. So if you have 99/100 but up to 15% had 100/100, you have a B along with someone you might have had 65/100 but did better than 10% of the class. Essentially, it’s a curve based on your grade vs the rest of the class and not score-based per se.
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Up and reading. Context: grading system works like a normal distribution curve. lol. It’s not a function of your score but a function of your percentile of the entire class. So we have top 15% (A), middle 75% (B), and bottom 10% (C). Most people in the class will fall in B, you just have to perform better than 10% of the class. To have an A, you must have performed better than 85% of the class. So if you have 99/100 but up to 15% had 100/100, you have a B along with someone you might have had 65/100 but did better than 10% of the class. Essentially, it’s a curve based on your grade vs the rest of the class and not score-based per se.
Bruhhh my head wan blow. I’ve tried my best for this exam mahn. Make God crown the rest.
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Chelsea handing over Man United to AS Roma 😂. Smalling, Matic and Lukaku can't wait to cook Man United 😂.
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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Turns out, gratitude has a way of showing up in more ways than one. Sometimes, it’s in what we say. Other times, it’s in what we’re willing to give. Tomorrow, we’re gathering to celebrate God’s goodness and get into what it means to have a heart that gives.
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Can't believe we have adults all around fighting over something as basic as this. Pregnancy is a death sentence and pregnancy feels like a death sentence. They're two different things. It's not a death sentence (as an absolute, biological certainty). The fact that pregnancy is not a death sentence doesn't mean it can't be life threatening or cannot feel like a death sentence. This doesn't in anyway diminish what pregnant mothers go through.
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SHE IS SICK AND NEED AN HEART SURGERY TO LIVE . AFTER 11 OF BATTLING WITH THE SYMPTOMS AND FALSE DIAGNOSTICS, ABIGAIL (26) DISCOVERED THAT A VALVE AROUND HER HEART NEEDS SURGERY TO FUNCTION WELL AND THIS WILL COST HER 20 MILLION NAIRA .
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“In September 2018, Femi Hamzat @drobafemihamzat wanted to be Governor of Lagos State. He had earned the right to want it. He had been in public service for thirteen years by then, under Asiwaju and under Fashola, and he had the record, the mind and the support to make his case. He was in the race, and he was in it to win. Then the leaders of our party asked him to step aside. For me, I have thought about that day many times in the eight years since. I have thought about what it costs a man to put down the thing he wants most, in public, at the request of people he respects, for the benefit of someone else” - @jidesanwoolu #KOHManifesto #KOHLagos2027 #PBATKOH2027 #TheLagosPROMISE
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You guys are supporting violence ahead of the election because it's from your people, okay o.
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At least one person comes to my DM everyday with "go and marry" or something similar. I probably don't know how I'd get food tomorrow morning, but yeah, go and marry.
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Happy to announce the release of @citiquest_ Radar. Radar helps you find sidequests you can do anywhere you are. Available now in Lagos and Ibadan.
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The bright idea of our smart generation is to unleash "efficient violence" on the ruling class as a path to development.
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There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa.
There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa.
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The quotes and comments, smh. We have a problem with understanding simple sentences.
"First class graduates are not street smart" Some people go beat you for book and still beat you for street 😀
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JUST IN: a Christian woman has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for converting a muslim adult to a Christian in Borno state
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then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou are how great thou are…
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Ose, Oghene and Edmund, three idiots btw🤣🤣
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🚨 URGENT ! MISSING PERSON ALART! 🚨 💔 PLEASE HELP US FIND HER ! 💔 We are urgently seeking Help in locating BADMUS FEYISOLA BARAKAT, who was missing since Saturday 24/10/2026 💥Last known location: Apete - poly road Ibadan Oyo State Pls every share or Repost counts 🙏🙏
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We can list 10 - 15 artists that fans will perform 5 - 10 of their songs for them without mentioning Wiz/Burna/David/Olamide.
there are only 4 artists that can recreate this in afrobeats. just 4 !!!
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