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need a new pfp
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So anw heres my disgusting dottochi pisskink ramblings for 2day
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ciphailure (@childebanger69) profile pictureciphailure@childebanger6911h
#ok 😔😔😔🤤😔😔😔
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need a varhen version of this me thinks
Hades (@MemesDeCadeia3) profile pictureHades
@MemesDeCadeia3Oct 30
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uhhh uhmmm loser childe who cant see without his big ass glasses ok bye
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#capitaru adding on to this. the first harbinger, the captain, is mostly a respectful and chivalrous man, but he's always had a guilty pleasure, which was pretty much thinking about the things he could do to their eleventh. he catches wind of the current... situation tartaglia
alex* (@audottir) profile picturealex*@audottirOct 27
#dottochi omega tartaglia who hasn’t been educated about secondary genders and genuinely believing he was dying when he first went into heat so he goes to visit glupov’s resident doctor(s) who “help” him through the heat 🤔
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is in and decides this is too perfect of an opportunity to let go of. dottore is more than happy to sit back and watch capitano have his way with the eleventh. an omega presenting this late is extremely rare, and he's never had a live subject to examine
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omg it's panic! at the disco all over again
caleigh ꕤ｡˚⋆ (@caleighscomet) profile picturecaleigh ꕤ｡˚⋆@caleighscometOct 28
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OMFGSJSBDJDBKDBD
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Replying to @childebanger69
Him and Pantalone hate fuck after every veche debate send tweet
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#dottochi tartaglia’s always holding in piss in hopes of developing a health problem due to that just so he can get reprimanded by dottore(s, plural, preferably) because that gives way to physical examinations and that are just strangely arousing to him
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since i dont want you all to die here is magomi's (me! mine!) thread of current #varhen fics uploaded onto ellipsus for your reading and convenience until ao3 is back 🫂❤️
magomi Ი𐑼˖⋆.˚ (@m4gomi) profile picturemagomi Ი𐑼˖⋆.˚@m4gomiOct 30
do i need to make my varhen fics available in ellipsus or will you all survive without them for 2-4 weeks
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butch4butch capitaru
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fall out boy taught me how to spell believe
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dang it should i install this game again
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@StarRailVerse1Oct 30
4.7 FREE 5* CHARACTER & AFFINITIVE EIDOLON #HonkaiStarRail
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ao3 is down
Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) profile pictureDomino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKOct 30
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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ao3 down so i have to write my own fanfics
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Hi@furinakissOct 29
Imagine not being able to go on ao3 after that gay ass teaser
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tia@jkbriniOct 29
try 12 hours without ao3
Mikey McCoy (@Michael_McCoyy) profile pictureMikey McCoy
@Michael_McCoyyMar 10
6 months without Charlie
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they had to shut down ao3 to prepare for the influx of valitya/valityosha fics after that teaser
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Valeriy if you don't fuck mitya raw right now and get him pregnant I might go ballistic
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kuyyo !!@ryekielzOct 29
tossing my poorly made valitya lap sitting out here #valitya
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