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All the players and everyone watching at this point #LSUvsTAMU
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Never trust a developer who spells everything correctly in commit messages, they have too much time on their hands
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The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been led by J.K. Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.
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Developers are funny about language. We say "orthogonal" instead of "unrelated", "conflate" instead of "combine", and "algorithm" instead of "200 lines of shitty nested `if` statements". – at Austin, TX
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The only two ways to reply to emails:
1. straight away within seconds I have no chill
2. "I am sorry it took me six months to reply, I opened it, thought 'i'll do this later' and then had several large crises"
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If your site is slow on mobile devices, now is the time to fix that. Google announced that page speed will be a ranking factor on searches from mobile devices starting in July. buff.ly/2G2uZWx
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I’m harvesting credit card numbers and passwords from your site. Here’s how. by @D__Gilbertson hackernoon.com/im-harvesting…
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Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to
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Linux powers 100% of the Top 500 supercomputers omgubuntu.co.uk/2017/11/linu…
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This guy is the greatest announcer of all time, holy shit xitter.gq/Sports__GIF/status/916…