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Hides behind a chair, his eyes set on the tray of cookies he's left for Santa.. "He'll be mine soon, Glomulus...soon."

-Fᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ﹐ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ

"Very well... The story of Larfleeze is an excellent one." xitter.gq/AKissOfSeasalt/status/…

"I've waited days...the fat man has not been here... I set up a tree yet he does not show..."

"Excellent...now the Big Red Fat Man may be seduced by my cookies..."

Has his ingredients to bake cookies. "Finally!"

|; Has anyone had a problem with this acc?

His ally, Glomulus brings him sugar...unfortunately Larfleeze could care less. "It should work the same..good Glomulus!"

Goes shopping for ingredients. "The Paula Dean said to fetch tartar and salt... Oh and flour! Hurry, Glomulus!"

"Yes. For comedic reasons." xitter.gq/HideWithin/status/9411…

"Comedy." xitter.gq/HideWithin/status/9411…

"He will not disappoint me..." xitter.gq/BrashChampion/status/9…

"Of course not! This is a list the Big Red Fat Man must read to deliver my presents." xitter.gq/BrashChampion/status/9…

Continuation. Flashlight Fishing pole Orange construction paper Dentures Friends Season 1 Pumpkin candles Glazed donuts Cool Whip

Larfleeze's Christmas list: NutriGrain Bar Tricycle Bomb Pops Ramen noodles (Beef; already have chicken) Calculator Jump rope Nyquil

Is at a gas station. Gets a Slurpee. Also gets a brain freeze. "DAMN! I'VE BEEN POISONED... GLOMULUS! HELP YOUR MASTER!"

"This is good training for the younglings, Greenie."

"It is MY BATTERY. STAY AWAY, CREATURE." xitter.gq/ButchersWrath/status/9…

Is at Target. "Why is everything red here?"

"NO! IT'S MINE! STAY AWAY!" xitter.gq/ButchersWrath/status/9…