@averageallison

•yassified gollum•regal unlimited member •27•she/her• @allisonbutshh

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Joined September 2012
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look bangs
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give me all the peppers and onions you got
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marvel snap crackle pop my pussy
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for the last 19 years my sibling has been carving some very … abstract … pumpkins if you will… but this year we got the emway pumpkin with what is allegedly a cyclops on it. alright sure bro
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can i say something
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i think onions are one of the best things in the world and i can’t imagine my life without them
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going into work love you
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Books are open for illustrated logos hmu
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how it feels to be unproblematic and hot with a salt and vinegar chip addiction
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MAYA DAY!!! happy birthday sweet friend, let’s go to culver’s again soon ilysm
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No Spirit, the 2025 debut album by Chain is now available on vinyl. The Fresno, CA band features members of Counter Intuitive alumni Mom Jeans, Graduating Life, and Just Friends. The infectious...

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mail day (this and a toll from the spring)
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meatball switch
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i wanna know if i’m doing life alrighhhht
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toes looked weird had to crop
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good morning :3
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Wildwood might be my favorite movie of the whole year everybody get your butts to a nearby theater and go watch it!!!!
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this is when i went to the bathroom ngl but i won’t miss it next time
Hav🍁@thebeldammOct 26
This entire flying sequence>>>
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it’s my night off does anyone want to be nice to me
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i was gonna go to movies tonight but there’s not late enough showtimes to account for me crashing out before :/
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what the fuck is up with these showtimes😭😭
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