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they/them/theirs ✨ 26 ✨ Writes fanfic sometimes ✨ Proud member of the Rhys Darby Faction 🏴‍☠️ If Max won’t make the third season, I’LL DO IT MYSELF 🍊🗡️

Joined September 2023
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
DAILY OBJECT 1341: HEXBUG
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
TOM. YOU NEED CARBS. YOUR BRAIN RUNS ON GLUCOSE YOU NEED IT FOR SIMPLE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
“Do we really want to live in Zaslav's reality, where we have 22 seasons of Bill Maher but no season 3 for the merriest of men? The math isn’t mathing.’” @EW is asking the real questions in naming #OFMD one of the 2024 cancellations that hurt the most! ew.com/2024-show-cancellatio…
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
Netflix just bought a huge studio in New Jersey…. HEY @netflix !!! I SEE YOUR SPENDING MONEY ON NEW STUDIOS….YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT TO PUT IN A STUDIO!?! GAY PIRATES YOU SHOULD GIVE @david_jenkins__ A CALL!
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
“I’ve never had a doubt in my mind. I’ve known—god, I’ve known since before we were even dating. I knew that day you played fucking pirates with my kids in my living room that it was you.”
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
You have nothing to offer me!! #POS
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
next Cishet person that tells me "ur gonna be ok" is getting their eyes gouged out
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
I’m sorry was Ed waving The Revenge GOODBYE?! 😭🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD
Replying to @sambaschutte
‘T was a bittersweet day🫶🏴‍☠️
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
Happy 1 year anniversary to the season 2 finale… babe🫶🏴‍☠️🖤 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
"Like a Prayer" Gentlebeard style. This one is definitely about blow jobs. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧎‍♂️🍆👅💦 @stedecoded_ #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #gentlebeard #OFMDEdit #LikeAPrayer #BlowJobs
do we think the kids making really emotional edits using the choral version of like a prayer realize that the song is about giving a blow job?
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
If you actively hate on ofmd do me a favor and block me, idgaf what you think really
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
This is how Roach was hired…🏴‍☠️🖤
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
When you're lost in the Darkness, look for the Light. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
do you ever think about how david could be in meetings about a season three return going “no, the fans are literally feral, watch this,” then he posts something seemingly unrelated and just leaves his phone on the table so the execs can watch us do this within seconds
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
never been more scared of our flag means death season three oh no
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
David liked this, and I'm pretty sure he did that today. Or late last night. Either way, that means he's seen all the clowning in the comments. And still hasn't told us to stop.
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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
The OFMD Fandom isn't going anywhere. We're gonna sail, clown, and raise hell forever and ever without end. #OurFlagMeansDeath
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