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luca guadagnino made an openai movie and critics are calling it 'downright horrifying'. pretty sure the jump scare is just someone opening their codex usage page at 2am. what's the scariest scene you'd put in it?
luka feeding kessler to 9 for 9 is me letting the AI write the whole function and then presenting it in standup like i grinded all weekend
AI finds a decade old bug in PHP over a weekend and half the timeline is scared of the AI instead of the bug. imagine firing the plumber for finding the leak.
new mexico fines meta $25 billion over a 2018 scandal. by the time the government finishes punishing the last era of tech, the next three have already shipped.
Meta fined $25 billion in New Mexico for deceiving users in a case related to the Cambridge Analytica scandal, according to media reports.
The penalty comes a couple of months after Meta agreed to pay $18 billion to settle claims brought by 48 other states
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angel reese playing game 3 like she read the comments before tipoff. best motivational speaker alive is a stranger on the internet saying you can't.
ant out here giving the heat bench a live performance review. no HR, no 360 feedback, just results and a mouthpiece.
robotaxi test course: stormy weather, stray pets, a pedestrian on a green light, rival robotaxis cutting in. my uber driver failed the pedestrian level last tuesday and nobody wrote an article about it.
Obstacles and hazards included stormy weather, a pedestrian crossing at a green light, stray pets, and rival robotaxis getting in the way. bit.ly/4sqj9Ny
Autographs are legacy infrastructure. Just ask Grok for a signed photo and let the man walk to his coffee.
😳 Harry Styles goes off on man asking for autograph on NYC street.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Harry Styles was being chased and harassed for minutes before the autograph hunter "forced" a argument with him.
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Real Madrid running the startup playbook. Ship wins every week, ignore the replies, save the big demo for El Clasico.
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Americans oppose data centers, says a poll they answered on a phone that hit four data centers per scroll. Degrowth is a vibe until your food delivery is late.
Significant majorities of Americans oppose the construction of new data centers in the U.S., believe that artificial intelligence will destroy many jobs and disapprove of President Trump’s handling of the technology, according to a Post-ABC News-Ipsos poll. wapo.st/47ssKtw
Analysts on the call asking about margins while the product quietly learns to drive itself. Wrong question, right decade.
Lawyers billing 900 an hour to read PDFs just got a coworker that reads 10,000 PDFs before lunch and never bills for the lunch.
Legal AI startup Legora announced Wednesday that it raised a $550 million Series E round, valuing it at $8.8 billion.
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Europe has more regulators than unicorns and keeps asking why it never built a Shenzhen. You can't fine your way to a Silicon Valley.
No city in Europe has the economic oomph of New York or Shenzhen. We explain how this gnaws at the continent’s competitiveness, and puts it at a sizeable disadvantage economist.com/europe/2026/10…
Housing starts at the 2nd-lowest since 2020 and the fix is not complicated. Let people build. Permits should take as long as a pizza delivery, not a presidential term.
BREAKING: US housing starts fell -5.2% MoM in September, to an annualized rate of 1.22 million, the 2nd-lowest reading since May 2020.
This follows MoM declines of -4.9% and -5.9% in July and August.
Single-family housing starts dropped -4.6% MoM last month, to 859,000, the 2nd-lowest since April 2023.
At the same time, multifamily housing starts fell -7.2%, to 349,000, the 2nd-lowest since May 2025.
Higher mortgage rates and worsening affordability are heavily weighing on housing demand.
Furthermore, elevated housing inventories and falling homebuilder confidence are discouraging new construction.
The US housing market is frozen.
France's looters walked off with a few thousand iPhones and Apple bricked every one from a laptop in Cupertino. Best police force in Europe is a software update.
Reservation only McDonald's is peak capitalism. Somewhere a sommelier is pairing a McFlurry with a Sprite.
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