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A man spent 30 days feeding an ant colony sugar, giving the ants a reason to slack off from their daily work.
They started cheering because he was able to parallel park, because they said 3 different people tried parking, failed, and drove away
they just watching the whole time 😂
An 85% probability shows the market is treating a Tesla and SpaceX merger as practically inevitable before 2028.
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We could be looking at the early stages of the largest corporate consolidation in modern tech history.
$14.6B in single-quarter revenue shows SpaceX is operating on a scale few companies have ever reached.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk's $SPCX reports $14.6 billion in revenue for Q3 2026
60% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge within the next year
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The actual point of prediction markets is risk management and hedging real world stuff.
crazy how slept on this whole space still is.
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Thank you for having me @CBSLosAngeles to speak about prediction market hedging!
Many speculate (or "bet", as you call it) on prediction markets, just like they do on any derivatives market. But the exchange structure harnesses that speculation for price discovery and enables risk management for individuals and businesses, big or small.
Over time, prediction markets will let people manage exposure to most things outside of our control. We're in the early innings of that. Incredibly excited to be part of building that future.
This is lowkey genius.
If your team wins you get customers, if they lose you get paid.
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An LA hospitality group runs 25 bars, many of them right by Dodger Stadium. Every extra playoff game means packed bars. An early exit means lost revenue they were counting on.
So they hedged it. They put $60,000 on Kalshi on the Dodgers *not* making the World Series.
The Dodgers lost the NLCS to the Brewers. The position returned nearly 2x, helping cover the playoff business that *never* came.
A Columbia law professor told Fortune it works like “a form of bespoke insurance.”
Read the full story here: fortune.com/2026/10/19/predi…
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Yasuko Tamaki (96) is the world’s oldest office manager.
She started working at the same Japanese firm in 1956 and is still working full-time today.
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