A dork in progress. I can't fight it anymore, I'm going through an awkward phase. Singer/songwriter @ghostfossils.
NC, USA (The Darkest Timeline)
Joined April 2009
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if I see a wheel, I need to be on it, big wheels, London eye, Ferris wheels, tire swings, anything that goes in a circle.
I’m basically just an oversized hamster.
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Not to be dramatic it's literally the worst thing imaginable to tell a joke and no one laughs, and I would rather die
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The path starts here
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This is one epic Xbox
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Oh just a case of heat exhaustion from the hot and humid weather we’ve been having this last week. Thankful for the opportunity to rest a few days. #rest #hotweather
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Billionaires won’t pay their taxes but they’ll ride in a toy submarine to their deaths
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Nobody:
Me: hey AI, what would it be like if Mr. Rogers was a character in a horror movie?
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why are tampons named like Pokémon games
ALT A box of Tampax radiant and Tampax pearl
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Good morning, I spent an absurd amount of time last night researching bootleg children's movies that I wish to share with you on this decaying platform (1/69)
