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nerja 🇪🇸
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Mon père il vient de faire des pizzas pour la première fois de sa vie il nous parle d’ouvrir une pizzeria
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Maresca getting dunked on by Jackson and Delap in consecutive weeks #funny
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she runs outside and comes back acting like butter wouldn’t melt
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back in my day if someone said they shopped at M&S you’d call them a snob
the chokehold M&S has on this country needs to be studied
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mood every time it crosses my mind
I’m having some work done on my car so wandered round Old Trafford to kill some time and it’s an ancient ginormous ugly shithole BUT idk how every United fan isn’t totally up in arms about the idea of moving and there aren’t people chaining themselves to the stadium to protest it
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hate modern stadiums so much
someone needs to chain themselves to old trafford in protest so they don’t knock it down
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friends are doing a book club and i asked has anyone read the book (they haven’t) when i can’t even remember what book we’re meant to be reading
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No lead is safe at the East Stand
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My fiance had a flat tire this morning look at his green flag reaction
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Little things.
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i say this every year but fireworks would be banned under my regime
Today is Guy Fawkes Night (AKA Bonfire Night) in the UK.
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we’ve had enough
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Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!
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if england don’t win next tournament i’ll be supporting portugal winning something without him 👍🏾
Congratulations on an incredible international career, @Cristiano 🐐🇵🇹 Enjoy your retirement ❤️
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Unbeaten in Serie A and they want me to take what Amorim’s doing at Milan seriously btw lmfao
Man Utd (3.07) 3-2 (1.60) Roma
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his aura is thru the roof #moved
"My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, and I am so proud and honored to stand here as your Senator-elect from the great state of Michigan. Up until right about now, you might have noticed I always say 'Inshallah' or 'God willing' whenever the outcome of this race was mentioned. But today, tonight, we can turn that 'Inshallah' into a 'Alhamdulillah!'"
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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çünkü hiç tiktok ya da Youtube izlemedikleri için dikkat süreleri inanılmaz uzun
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mainoo yanited can’t play without you realest chant ever
14 games in to season Mainoo started 7 - lost 1 (VAR robbery v City) 7 he didn’t start - lost 6
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