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Harry Kane actually won Ballon D’or before Mbappe. This life is unscripted. Just don’t kpai. Keep at it. Consistency. Every genuine hustler has his payday.
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This guy has been driving his babe to work every day for a while now because it's on the way to his own business.
Last week he asked her to contribute ₦30k for fuel because things are tight.
She said she doesn't have and she just collected her Ajo of ₦500k.
I told him, “No wahala, park the car. Let her take that ride for one week straight.”
Yesterday, she actually took a ride to work and spent ₦14k to get to work.
He actually went to work yesterday with the car, just that he left the house 2 hours later than usual.
She spent ₦14k to prove a point, and he got 2 extra hours of sleep. Some ladies just want to take and take, but don't want to contribute shishi. If ₦30k once in a while is too much, is ₦14k a day better?
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My landlord was arrested over money a Yahoo boy in my compound transferred to his account.
He increased our rent from ₦1.2 million to ₦2.2 million.
He said his compound was the only one still collecting ₦1.2 million per year, and other landlords were complaining about him.
We fixed a meeting to appeal to him to reduce the rent, but he refused.
“If your rent expires, you can pack out,” he told us.
Last week, we were outside when the police came to pick him up.
Apparently, the Yahoo boy had scammed a POS operator and transferred the money directly into my landlord’s account.
The Yahoo boy is nowhere to be found.
My landlord is still in a cell…
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When we lost my mum, we, the children, wanted her buried in our compound in Benin City, but my dad initially preferred the house in the village. We didn't fight him. We sat down and explained why we wanted her close to us. This was where we grew up, where she lived, and we wanted a place where her children and grandchildren could easily visit her grave and keep her memory alive.
Eventually, we reached a compromise and buried her in the land behind the house, where the grave wouldn't be the first thing anyone saw whenever they entered the compound and we built it well.
That is why I think Toluwani's wife should be open to dialogue. Many local cemeteries in Nigeria are poorly maintained, and burying him in the village could make it difficult for the children to visit his grave as they grow up.
If there is space in their compound, I think he should be buried there.
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On my way to Victoria Island this morning,I entered CMS bus, this woman quickly came to the front and begged the drive that she wants to charge.
Immediately she plugged her charger, I thought she wanted to charge her phone o.
Brethren, this woman removed a big powerbank to charge 🤣🤣🤣
The few people that saw her with myself and the driver, we all shouted Ahhh!
That's how the driver quickly removed the charger and dropped it on her body🤣
If I remember the scenerio, I laugh.
