Kao Vang

Thanks for noticing I'm Asian @TWC. I don't know anyone in the countries you highlighted, but thanks for the offer...

This is inside the convention center... O.o #wizardworld

.@HyattOHare decorated their lobby for @WizardWorld Chicago... #ohgodthisishownormalpeopleseeus

Traction control: thank you for being a thing...

I'm slowly teaching my dog to respond to Buttface... #formyownamusement #im14andthisisfunny #trollsohard #usingupthelastthirtyfivecharacters

Non-obnoxious Boomer and Justice League. Shaping up to be a good day. #saturdayafternooncartoons

It's probably not a good thing that I'm this sweaty and out of breath from raking the lawn... #ishouldgetinshape #roundisashape

Who has two thumbs and chipped a tooth while eating mozzarella sticks? #thisguy

Trying to go to bed and my dog is literally barking right in my ear... #thanksdog #ididntneedmyhearinganyways

I'm at @BugsysBackAlley Saloon in Milwaukee, WI 4sq.com/1tQmswx

Remember the song "Castles in the Sky"? Yea I didn't either, until I heard it in @Walgreens #whatyearisit #retailrave #wherearemyglowsticks

#layinginbedwideawakebecauseyouinadvertedlytooknyquilinsteadofdayquilandspenttheentireaftetnoonsleeping #justsickpeoplethings

Note to self: Dayquil is the orange one, not the blueish greenish potion of slumber. #goodnightmoon

My dog is licking his butt and farting at the same time... #hypergross #thingsyoudidntknowyoudidntwanttoknow

Brain: "Hey, 6 hours is plenty of sleep, especially on one of the few days you can sleep in." Body: "PBBBBBLLLLLLTTTHHHH" #thestruggleisreal

The number of people driving like morons because of a little rain is too damn high! #45mphinthefastlane #youredoingitwrong #fuckyoumonday

I forgot scotch makes me break out in red splotches all over... #justasianthings #actualspottedkao