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your dads house
Joined December 2018
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the post-femboy
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Beware of rent to own housing developments, they’re corporations that receive local affordable housing funds but never sell you the house once the contract is done, and just keep on increasing your rent every year
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america is pretty interesting because half of the people here aren’t aware of the war, and if you inform your coworkers about you get sent to HR, and if you continue to be vocal you loose your job, healthcare and later everything else you own
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Learning that contractors who drive around vinyl wrapped vans are owned by PE companies and will quote you double what the work actually costs and will do it worse than an average DIYer who knows basic maintenance and city code
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Doing everything I can to switch into a job that requires no AI and minimum internet usage
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jacking off in my car call that a crankshaft
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rate my setup
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I am no longer in my 20s now (thank god) 🎉
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Wearing a high vis hoodie gives you +1 Charisma with men and driving a white truck increases stealth around highway patrol
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nope not wearing that shit
装甲チョーカーユニットtype05 今週末に久々の補充です!
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I don’t have a Halloween set or anything so have ass lol
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I heard there was a big boy butt trend so I’ll not do that today
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Nothing like waking up in a comfy hotel bed (I couldn’t sleep at all)
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I content with dick size comparison but is not small penis humiliation
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I need another vacation 😮‍💨
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blehhhh
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6 months out of the year I do the Travis bickle no more junk food monologue to myself and get in good shape and read every day and cook myself delicious meals. and then the other 6 months I’m basically Nicolas cage from leaving Las Vegas but fatter and dumber.
"There must be something like the opposite of suicide, whereby a person radically and abruptly decides to start living"
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do you think mothers in china are telling their kids there’s starving kids in America yet?
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“Hey you’re into cars what car should I buy?” and then I tell them to buy a well-maintained low mileage Toyota or Honda made before 2015. “But that’s not safe!” Jfc.
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Nothing like waking up in a comfy hotel bed (I couldn’t sleep at all)
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Damn I once looked like this 👀
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