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undiagnosed but i am pretty sure

Cincinnati, OH
Joined April 2021
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What is the greatest "we're going to win moment" in sports history?
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Literally thought @OzzieR89 was on my tik tok
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“We are the party of law abiding citizens” then why does the president have felonies?
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I had opals too!
its not fair that nipples are nipples and i cant show everyone my cute opal bars
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Cheated and still lost. Ope 🤭
🚨 BREAKING: Republican operative Aiden Rowan has been arrested for ballot fraud in the 2026 midterms.
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I need someone to explain to me why gravity feels stronger when I’m high
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Then they can stay home?
If youre going to be childfree you have to accept that children and the elderly dictate the schedule for family events. Be an adult. Your 3 year old nephew and 73 year old uncle with Alzheimers cant do dinner at a steakhouse at 730pm just because that's your preference. Grow up.
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This is the most Texan thing I’ve ever read
Beto died at the Alamo so Talarico could win at San Jacinto
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Got a letter from my insurance company that my sterilization surgery in July was approved. Didn’t realize it was still up for discussion 🫣
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Florida would elect a raccoon living behind a Daytona Beach Hooters if it had an (R) next to its name
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Guess what Greg Abbott. A Mexican took your job.
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Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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We gon let this one slide.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
JUST IN: 𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗠 𝗜𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬. Keep billions in U.S. aid flowing to Israel, or he’ll 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬.
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Hey buddy, if you don’t like that Texas is a blue state- you can move to a red state.
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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Literally only one thing can make this the best 24 hours of my life.
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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What do you mean Oklahoma has never had a woman represent them at the federal level? WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Mike Morath might as well just quit at this point.
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I took this photo at a @BetoORourke rally in Round Rock, TX in 2018. @jamestalarico is right beside him. Years later, he will be our next senator. I am so proud of my fellow Texans and how long we have fought to get here. 💙🥲
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