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Dylan flexin’ like: #BachelorInParadise

Pour one out for all the men who were planning on becoming gym influencers and TikTokers from this season #TaylorFrankiePaul #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

There are 3 people who are responsible for this dumpster fire: Taylor, Dakota, and ABC. #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette #TaylorFrankiePaul

Hot Take: The Bachelor/Bachelorette should not be your “healing journey” #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette #TaylorFrankiePaul

Hot Take: You should be mentally stable to be the Bachelor/Bachelorette #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette #taylorfrankiepaul

ABC acting surprised that Taylor Frankie Paul ended up being a mess, when they casted her because she was a mess… #taylorfrankiepaul #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

ABC never should have casted Taylor. They wanted drama and a mess, not a success story. Taylor also never should have done it knowing that things were not resolved with Dakota. #taylorfrankiepaul #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

Taylor’s CHD interview should have been the biggest red flag to ABC and they should’ve recasted her immediately. She made it very clear that she did not care about being the Bachelorette and she wasn’t ready for it #Bachelorette #TaylorFrankiePaul

Nicolle still scheming on how to become famous even after she was eliminated #goldenbachelor

Literally could not have picked a better Top 3!!! #goldenbachelor

Mel really went on a podcast saying he didn’t want to date anyone over 60 cause he wants someone who is active and in good shape, meanwhile, he’s out here hobbling around all of them while the women are literally riding UNICYCLES, bsffr #goldenbachelor

Mel: “I don’t want an old woman cause I want someone who is spry and active” Meanwhile, Mel: #goldenbachelor

Idt anyone in Bachelor history has ever made it so blatantly apparent that they don’t give af about finding love and are just there to build their brand #goldenbachelor

Nicolle isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she’s just on the show to build a brand lol #goldenbachelor

Mel: “So where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Nicolle: #goldenbachelor

I feel horrible, but I literally can’t unsee this #GoldenBachelor

All of the women trying to kiss Mel at the cocktail party because Susan told them to #GoldenBachelor

Obsessed with the fact that Gerri reads her Bible every day, and was the only woman in the Mile High Club #GoldenBachelor

Bachelor Producers: “Hey Kathy, do you want to make an appear——“ Kathy: #GoldenBachelor

Ok, I love Debbie #GoldenBachelor

No one has ever milked their 15 min in the Bachelor franchise harder than Kathy #GoldenBachelor