Poolhouse

EXTENDED PLAY by DJ POOLHOUSE ━━⊱⋆⊰━━ 7 original machine art-produced songs in an ELECTRO ROCK style by DJ Poolhouse. I am very excited to share this playful and highly imaginative musical collection with you when it drops via BACKKLASH next Friday!

everyone’s dad is gay. next question.

there’s actually a secret sex club AOL for AARP cardholders, you wouldn’t get it, you’re too young

Halloween used to be fun because it was for the gays but now everyone is gay so Halloween is no longer fun. in case you were wondering

right right of course

I’m kinda obsessed with this random graphic tee I bought six years ago for $8 at target because it kinda looks like it could be a 4AD album cover?

all these zoomer nerds LOVE writing fanfic about San Francisco, but I am going to tell you the truth: nobody here is hot AND single, AI startups are sweatshops for computer science majors, and not a single business stays open past 9pm. people telling you Hawthorn is the next Berghain or East Cut is the new Dimes Square or whatever all probably live in Hayward.

I love that we have words like “copacetic” and “boogaloo” that aren’t even 200 years old and yet no one can say for sure where they came from

dude, it’s like, OVER over. I fear it’s time for poolie to pack it in and head back to AOL

the loons, henry

Donald Trump be like “Iran is plotting a devastating attack on these United States” but then the attack just turns out to be they started a rumor that Billie Eilish got a breast reduction

I sent ONE tweet about the pastor with two wives in a DM because I was tickled by the way the one wife pronounced “polygamy,” and guess what? YUP. my for you feed is 100% polygamous content smh

they seem to have Limited My Reach somewhat. hmm. I’m sure it has nothing to do with Always Being Right

I mean, it’s safe to say Amanda Seyfriend is effectively Elizabeth Holmes’ gangstalker at this point, right?

someone need to be like, poolhouse …honey, you’re an Artist now, you can’t be doing no mo’ Takes … no, especially not Cute Lil Cunty slash Fun ones.. mama let’s research, you gonna end up like slayyyter 🥲

I’m sorry, but if every time you plugged something in, you have to stop and think, “am I committing wire fraud?” you’d go absolutely CRAZY