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i think my entire political position regarding standardized test scores completely changed after i failed the GRE. like i’m sure this is just a bad test and i’m not retarded, right? right?? these tests don’t actually measure anything useful anyway, so if someone got a better score than me it’s basically just random 🤷‍♂️, right? right??

while i think having a physics gre type of exam is extremely important, the Educational Testing Service® is literally an evil company. like, this is exactly what ted kaczynski was talking about

all this talk about national debt and interest rates but why doesnt the government just declare all national debt to be zero? like obviously the stock market will crash and stuff but it'll probably go back to normal in a week or so anyway

“i’ll see you in april at march meeting”

in my opinion, nothing even comes close to a (good) phd at teaching someone how to do research. literally nothing! even in the ai excuse me si era we’re in.

learning about my future life post physics gre

after dems win the midterms it’ll be “do you have any external fellowships” and “please upload your resume” those evil bastards

ugh why do phd programs always ask you to “describe your short and long term academic and professional intentions” what a ridiculous and irrelevant question. i thought DEI was dead

the richard clock joke never lands at parties 😕

amazing!!!!!!

Please enjoy each GRE question equally

yesterday i was introduced to the music of esteemed musical artist ecco2k.

freshman physics major and RHK asks how many ergs the projectile has

how it feels asking for letters of rec

i think the roulette table is rigged, it’s always red.