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Joined November 2021
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had my legs out last night
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had so much fun making this headpiece
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Marie Antoinette got her head chopped off for less. Is this not dystopian to y'all??? how is she more focused on the financial losses more than the impact on the common people?????
“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.
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The world’s heaviest parrot, Kākāpō population rises to 325 after record breeding season New Zealand’s critically endangered kākāpō is seeing a major comeback, with 90 chicks helping bring its population to its highest level in 75 years
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I wanna recreate this
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How is the crowd not more excited about this
times are tough but at least we have woodcock dancing to jazz
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they’re really trying to find a way to eat the invasive green crab in maine but unfortunately it has little meat and need to be prepared soft shell to be decent so everyone sees it as too much of pain to eat - even though that would be our best option
i asked why more places don’t cook and eat invasive species in my conversation biology class and everyone started laughing but i was dead ass. more places need to do this!!!
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starting a collection. does anyone have more
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I think more people should know the scientific name of shoebill is Balaeniceps rex. We're 60 million years late for T. rex, but just in time for B. rex!
shoebills are so cute actually you guys just see the photos where they look evil
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this was the discourse that radicalized me against permavictim/addicted to misery types and made me determined to never be one. i locked in as hard as i did when i read the "you people can't do anything" tweet. everything good in life starts w/ having an internal locus of control
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spent halloweekend in bushwick wym they had a netanyahu piñata
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yes i was megara yes it was cold i had to wear a coat
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if there’s a prize for rotten judgement….
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i know this diner is in williamsburg because everyone is young and the coffee tastes good. where i come from diners are exclusively staffed by the elderly and the coffee tastes like diesel
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so i didn’t get any photos besides this and what’s on my film cam
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just a girl with her joint!
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im not that desperate
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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😭😭😭
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