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Minneapolis
Joined November 2009
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Line-cutting mom at the farmers market named her fedora-wearing child Arson.
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Casting the Wolves game from the League Pass app to the hotel TV and it sounds like everyone is on helium.
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The truly fucked up thing that gets skipped over in these cases is that the cops were so eager to get someone behind bars that *the actual perpetrator* is not punished. Seems wild
HCAO's conviction integrity unit and the murder victim's family are both convinced MPD helped convict an innocent man, but Chief O'Hara is doubling down. startribune.com/juror-victim… youtu.be/qqXF7t_uW38?si=6tLi…
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This court looks like it should be hosting an arena football game.
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Or possibly a wrestling meet.
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Not only am I working on a holiday, but Word just shit the bed and I lost a bunch of work. Perfect.
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Once again, Amy Grant started up at Iron Door, only to be cut off moments later.
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Anthony Edwards rim-bending dunk
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“Anthony Edwards to inbound”
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Iron Door is playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch and man, did I make a great decision to watch the game here.
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She's back on her bullshit.
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Is Kevin Lynch wearing velvet again? God I love that.
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Love that we’ve all gotta tiptoe around men’s feelings bc “If it don’t apply, let it fly” is too difficult a concept for their brains.
stop saying "all men" it's that simple. Because every single one of those "all men are trash" or "id choose the bear" posts adds up and are seen by guys who would otherwise be potentially sympathetic to a feminsit political project, especially if it was tied to economic leftism
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So, if the man SPPD killed IS the suspect Michael Stowers, they acted as judge, jury and executioners. And if it’s NOT…y’all
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ANTHONY MF EDWARDS
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Please go to hell, helicopter pilot.
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