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Me: Fuck i forgot to buy eggs i need to buy one
my bro who is high on glue: And we can fill it with glue
me: word Home squirt
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Can you literally just hang with me tonight man because tomorrow theyre putting me in a skyblock world and i legit dont know how ill handle that
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i dreamt they put badascool in WoW as an npc in the borean tundra and one of his lines for when you click on him was "okej mamas!"
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Replying to @hekkiallmo @siteofgrace
if a cocks i can suck then it'll suck forever. pussy too i dont distriminate. Talk about a great time. #penis
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my son starved to death because a mukbang youtuber kept eating all his shit.
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Welcome to my crib Slide up put on the Bib🔥enjoy the porch greb a bud weiser and none will be the wiser. Take a SEAT and feel the gnome heat. On the cheese seat
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10 Christian hard rock and metal bands that absolutely rage
loudwire.com/best-christian-…
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Me: im a foodie i love a sandwich before bed and a bit of milk
(Loud fire sound)
Me: What was that
The devil: Youre fucked because you didnt mention liberal gluten free milque
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Not my hungarian ass having an interesting event take place on my walk home
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Replying to @badascool
i commissioned my friend (she lives in eastern plague lands and died to some scarlet troppers after finishing this) aha hope u like hehe :-)
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i loove getting chased (smacks you) now youre ”it” and you have to chause me (giggle) catch me (i hide under the linoleum of the living room and you crush me on accident)
my landlird: well he died
you: it’s they/him
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my (greek, 27) husband from germany: Simonious can you upload this picture of our suckulent to instagram
me (Lithuania 30): no
Our doug Arnold: Fuck both of you
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This summers trend will be watching movies naked and trying as hard as you can to get a haurd-on when a laughtrack plays ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #blog #challenge







