ash 🦋

If you just followed me & are expecting spicy content, I don't have any. I do however provide sarcasm, horse/donkey/ag tweets, motorsports, & unhinged behavior.

I know what I'm going to be for ween next year, I just have to grow my hair out again. 😂

HAPPY WEEN

We had to deliver hay tonight, but i chose to nap in the truck... "you horse shopping in there?" "no trying to convince my friend to let me stick a speculum in his penis" I stay the unhinged friend 😭😅

My life is kept extremely private because I have abusers & stalkers. Yes, multiple. It's wild out here.

Let shit go or be miserable. That's on you.

Went to the pumpkin patch & didn't bring home a single pumpkin...

He just wanna eat me like some candy, but I'm not his buttercup.

semel insanivimus omnes ♡

"drama free barn" & it's the most drama filled boarding facility in the county.

After all this time? Always.

Follow me down to the river tonight I'll be down here on my knees

"Sexy lil thang" gives me the ick. Pls don't say it to me again.

I think my car is cursed...

Healthcare horse girls? We're a different breed.

spread your legs for me watch me eat my way to your heart

Me, a photographer: "i should just take my own boudoir photos" Also me, with 100 sets of lingerie:

But you won't soooo

Throw her in the gulag. Guillotine. Electric chair. Public stoning. Let 4 horses quarter her.

Very clearly my fav insult from my most violent patient.

She said do youuu like girls with tattoos