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kweens
Joined August 2013
how do i explain to my children that a film that won 6 oscars inspired a shrimp restaurant franchise
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why are all the polish women in ridgewood evil
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He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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u ask me and then u abuse me as ur friend ::) #truestory
What happens if your parents won’t sign to be a guarantor for an apt in NYC?? What do you do?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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delectable new foster pup
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hmmm......nicotine was so much weaker in the 70s
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dəlilah retweeted
Neither of these being particularly true
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i've got six days to turn myself into scrappy doo
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i hate it when i find men who weigh less than me attractive
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my bestie's sugar daddy knows who i am but he's a yankees fan so apparently i am known as "the mets girl"
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dəlilah retweeted
it's crazy how Curtis Sliwa is just thought of as a quirky uncle or a defender of local communities now. I just read about how in the Goetz trial he and the Guardian Angels were allowed to do a re-enactment for the jury that pretended the shooting victims were actually robbers.
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are ppl familiar with poody who lives across the street from basement & knockdown center?
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randomly seeing animal collective tn
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i keep having dreams the mayor and his wife adopt kittens from me ****manifesting****
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i grew weed!!!! i mean cannabis
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rewatching the first twilight movie the set design is fantastic
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some nyc schools have deeply new jersey vibes for example parsons feels like it should be in east rutherford
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i think the last time i called myself a feminist was when i finally got my husband comfortable having sex with me on my period
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i had a dream ln i wrote more boardwalk empire fanfiction lol
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good will hunting adapted for the stage to be a parable about autodumping
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just logged the start of my menstrual cycle into my phone at aunt ginny's
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