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striving to be unproblematic

Joined January 2022
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hey IShowSpeed, my name is INeedSpeed, how are you?
hey, im miles morales ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
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i need another luigi mangione on the ground real quick
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people having RAM in their own computers is a waste and should be used for data centers "Itโ€™s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldโ€™s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer"
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
The book of pedophilia and terrorism
The Only Book that doesn't have a single mistake ๐Ÿค โค๏ธ
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
thatโ€™s only cause yall banned abortion
Replying to @gloxyfan
all that cringe twitter "allah endings" yet islam is still the fastest growing religion JSJSJSJSJ ik why hoes mad
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the worst kind of ragebaiters are misogynists because that shit is so deep to me
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said that JT line โ€˜we used to get our periods at the same timeโ€™ to my mother in the kitchen and we just stared at each other for a whole minute
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
blind items are fake and toxic unless I agree with them
October 29, 2026 Blind Item #3 The television doctor acted surprised he won the magazine honor despite the six months long behind the scenes efforts by his team and the massive payments that were also needed to secure it. He is just awful.
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you could put this scene in beauty in black and no one would bat an eye
Yall????? Pls watch the entire video๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญomg
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heidi spare us
Heidi Klum shares final clue for Halloween costume.
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
I WAS IN BED MAD AF LMAOAOAHDHDHFHFJ
I just feel like you shouldnโ€™t be in a relationship knowing you snore
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
Do you want to do this or notโ€ฆ.
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how it feels when all my oomfs like my hit tweet
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imagine having to raise your kids alone because your husband wanted to save a seagull
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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yall are not gonna gaslight me into believing the bird was that important when there is zero mention of whether or not it survived in the end. 10s for his bravery but please be serious
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u look like a character from the loud house or something
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you havenโ€™t already. Your vote can make a difference. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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going on chatgpt and uploading someoneโ€™s babyโ€™s picture with the prompt โ€œgive this baby eyesโ€ is so vile
Kill everyone right now button
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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ retweeted
Iโ€™d be so pissed off at my husband
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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