McCallie 23. Alabama 27. Alabama born and raised. Don’t give a piss about nothing but the TIDE. 🇺🇸
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Alex “The Professor” Johnson retweeted
i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX
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Meteorologists are now reporting the hurricane is on track to reach Mountain Brook Alabama by midday tomorrow, but once it hits the double roundabout over by the botanical gardens there’s no telling what direction it could go.
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Blow drying the field. #RollTide
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GEORGIA AT ALABAMA: We have a big college football game in Tuscaloosa Saturday night (6:30p CT kickoff). ESPN College Game Day is in town, and the President of the U.S. is scheduled to visit.
The weather could be a big issue with a tropical system approaching from the south.
Let me say up front it is too early for a specific forecast. Until the tropical system becomes better organized, and we get dropsonde data from hurricane hunters, forecast confidence will be low.
BEST CASE: A weak tropical system passes well to the east, putting Alabama on the dry side. Or, the tropical system moves quickly and the rain ends by kickoff. A mostly dry night.
WORST CASE: A strong tropical storm makes landfall near Mobile Bay, with the low moving northward through West Alabama. This could bring a soaking rain with strong winds, gusting to 30/40 mph. An outside risk of a brief tornado.
MOST LIKELY CASE: A breezy night with light to moderate rain at times.
We will have a first forecast for the game Wednesday afternoon/evening.
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....And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!
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JUST IN: Passengers arriving in Russia from Thailand are reportedly being kept aboard planes until temperature checks are completed amid a “COVID outbreak.”
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Pablo Pledgescobar is awesome but many of his friends call him Austin Powders. Some called him Nostrildamus. His girlfriend called him Kirk Cocaine.
His favorite book is Two Kilo Mockingbird.
Does he have Insta Gram?
He must be shitting bricks.
Ok I'm done.
Alex “The Professor” Johnson retweeted
The depth of this program was on full display this weekend- from the Varsity 8s to the Freshmen, McCallie rowing brought the heat.
MV8+: 1st Place (4:52.2)
M2V8+: 1st Place
M3V8+: 1st Place
Freshman 8+: 1st Place
Clean sweep.
Great work BIG BLUE 👏Ⓜ️ @McCallieSports
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USA Today released an article naming McCallie as the #1 school for athletes in the state of and 7th best in the entire nation! They ranked schools from all across country according to number of state championships won, number of sports offered, 1st hand reviews from parents and athletes, and % of student participation in athletics.
We are honored and thankful that our athletic programs are receiving this well-deserved recognition. Our coaches and staff have poured everything they have into cultivating an environment where the 650+ McCallie student athletes can learn, grow, and compete to the fullest.
“Athletics is a powerful way that we develop character and vital life skills in our boys,” says Head of School Lee Burns. “We have a culture of excellence, hard work, and integrity, led and shaped by coaches who are outstanding role models committed to the overall development of boys”.
According to this data, what we already knew to be true may have just been confirmed: that nobody in the South does sports like McCallie! (Article link: apple.news/APeliZ28RT8eKDPxE…)
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BREAKING: RFK Jr. just swapped fluoride for creatine monohydrate in every public water line. America's taps now officially dispense gains water
New mandate: Fluoride completely eradicated from all municipal water systems nationwide.
Replaced with pure, micronized creatine monohydrate dissolved at therapeutic saturation levels (5g per liter baseline, adjustable for high-responders).
Every faucet, fountain, showerhead, and fire hydrant now delivers "cellular volumization hydration" on demand.
Sip, shower, or chug, your intracellular water retention just became a federal priority.
RFK Jr.: “Fluoride was a cavity cover-up pushed by Big Dental to keep you weak and inflamed. Creatine? It's the original performance super-molecule. ATP rocket fuel, brain booster, and overnight bloat machine.
Weak teeth stay cavity-prone. Strong citizens bloat 5 lbs overnight, fill out the frame, and dominate. We're not hydrating flat anymore. This is MAHA in liquid form: Make America Bloat Again.”
- Immediate nationwide infusion: Water treatment plants retrofitted with creatine dosing stations (pharma-grade monohydrate only, no fillers)
- Daily exposure target: 3–5g absorbed via drinking + dermal uptake (showers count double for skin gains)
- Verified saturation responders (via 24-hour urine creatine clearance or visible 5-lb overnight water weight jump) qualify for "$1,000 Bloat Bonus" direct deposit + priority red-meat vouchers
- Bonus: Public schools and gyms now feature "Creatine Coolers" instead of water fountains. Kids and athletes preload before recess or sets
- Refuse the bloat? Welcome to the low-retention surcharge. Your water bill spikes 35% + mandatory loading-phase re-education camp with no dry scoops allowed
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An oil rig has been placed right outside Neyland Stadium. Tennessee is about to have endless portal money.
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With that victory, the Miami Hurricanes Carson Beck becomes the first white Somalian to QB his team into the CFP Semifinals.
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We need Kalen DeBoer to leave for Michigan and then Lane Kiffin to leave LSU for Alabama before he coaches a game to really take the insanity to the next level.
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Yes, Rick Pitino said that after St. John's 103-96 loss to Alabama. Credentialed reporter Scott Hughes quoted him directly from the postgame presser at Madison Square Garden. The remark ties the team's defensive collapse to frustration over NYC's recent mayoral election results.
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Rick Pitino after St. John’s 103-96 loss to Alabama at Madison Square Garden:
“That was the worst f***ing defensive performance I've ever witnessed in New York City…And we just let a Communist take over City Hall earlier this week.”
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We live in two different Americas. Today millions of us will head to college football tailgates, where we will spend all day with friends & family. On the other side millions of losers will waste a perfect fall Saturday protesting Trump. Choose your life path wisely, kids.
