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Joined April 2009
DON'T PANIC EVERYONE! It's just a song. #coronavirus #panicbuying #toiletpapercrisis
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Makes sense doesn't it! 💪

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#TheHundred is coming
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A tune to celebrate the news that the bells of #WestminsterAbbey will ring out to mark the birthday of our beloved #PrinceAndrew
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I know I'm a bit late to the party on this - but so was #phillipschofield. Ps. I actually love my wife very much (please don't divorce me).
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Our unwritten constitution in action. Glorious.
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Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open
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Pumped for tonight! 💪🏏💥 #Blast16
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@LDNOverground hi is there a problem West bound from West Hampstead? Trains delayed?
“@heraldscotland End this dislocated sense of being homeless at home | Herald Scotland heraldscotland.com/comment/c…”
Thanks @rhodri . Cleared that right up. Now. ... What's a litecoin?
When was the French kiss first introduced? #AskPatSharp 
“@MayraPachecoo “@PaddyBriggs: The leopard is dead. The grinning bimbo killed it. Do your stuff Twitter. http://t.co/11e42PgGGM”
My journey delayed because of a preacher on the train. Preaching to everyone, slowing us up.