BaiBai

Them: So what’s it feel like being bipolar? Me:

@GrantOB got me beat by about 35… fucking impressive 🤌

A Lion? Like at the zoo?????

I didn’t know TC Tuggers came in any other styles!

Also, @joelmchale was a total sweetheart when I ambushed him after one of his standup shows (I’m embarrassed at how I behaved—it was so gross 🤦‍♀️). I just wanted to tell him how much I loved him (and Community)… then HE asked ME if I wanted a picture with him 🥹 Absolute angel

Only counting a legitimate, genuine conversation: @JacobTomsky - I’m still trying to write more after our conversation in Nashville in 2018 🫶 Definitely a dark guy… but oddly endearing, engaging, and encouraging.

I’m so sorry… I’m a boomer. What is a moot? I have discerned that moot = followers, but… why moots?

Also, “for reasons” is not some creepy shit. It’s just that the person to whom I am betrothed really loves you (and now I love you too, thanks to them), and it would be a beautiful gesture if I sacrificed myself to everlasting hellfire to get you here… for them 👉👈

And I’ll point out that these Tweets—based on my current understanding of tort law—are a legally binding document… so I would actually have to sell my soul to Satan or you could literally sue me. So you have the force of law behind you, and really nothing to lose.

@AmigoTheDevil OK last one today, but I’ll return w/this exact same request soon cause I need you here… for reasons: If you could hit The Marquee (Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

Here’s another post of me begging for the same shit: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

Literally just gonna keep posting this all up in your comments until my wish comes true: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

Literally just gonna keep posting this all up in your comments until my wish comes true: If you could hit The Marquee (in Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

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If you could hit The Marquee (Tempe, AZ), I’ll sell my soul to Satan… I’ll even do the ritual on stage so you can verify that I did it 🙏🫀 please & thank you

You just didn’t want to use too much paper towel

Bro. 🤦‍♀️ wtf

hi and let’s be friends 🥹🫂

(What really sealed the deal was her Periodic Table of Elements shirt PLUS the fact that she played her own antagonist in the video… that was so poetically brilliant.)